A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from October 24, 2022
“Don’t park too close. I’m fat” (bumper sticker)

"Please don’t park too close. I’m fat” is a car sticker saying that has been printed on many images.

“I’m Fat. So Don’t Park CLOSE!!!!!!” (shown on a car sticker) was posted on Facebook by Maii’shouse Lumina Eyes Vitamin on May 18, 2019. “Please don’t park too close! I’m fat!” was posted on Twitter by Toni enriquez on April 20, 2021. “Best sticker ever!! ‘Please don’t park too close I’M FAT’” was posted on Twitter by Хуголошотодете on July 19, 2021. “Don’t Park Too Close I’m Fat Sticker on redbubble” was posted on Twitter by casper on October 4, 2022.


Facebook
Maii’shouse Lumina Eyes Vitamin
May 18, 2019 at 12:09 AM ·
I’m FAT!!! So DON’T park close!!!
(The following text is shown on a car sticker.—ed.)
I’m Fat
So Don’t Park
CLOSE!!!!!!
HAVE A NICE
DAY!

Facebook
Imma Head Out
Poster based in the United Kingdom ·
January 8, 2020 at 6:22 PM ·
(The following text is shown on a car sticker.—ed.)
I’m Fat
So Don’t Park
CLOSE!!!!!!
HAVE A NICE
DAY!

Twitter
Spacediver
@Spvcediver
Replying to @FamilyJules7x
It reads: “I’m fat, don’t park too close. Thanks, have a nice day”
(The sign is in Spanish.—ed.)
2:59 PM · Feb 10, 2021·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Toni enriquez
@tonibalorney
Please don’t park too close! I’m fat!
12:32 AM · Apr 20, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Bayside Decals
@constantino_sam
Check out I’M FAT DON’T PARK CLOSE Decals BUY 1 GET 1 FREE Car Funny Truck FREE SHIPPING #Oracal https://ebay.us/FK7rWs via
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ebay.com
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7:38 PM · Apr 21, 2021·Twitter Web App

Reddit—Funny
Posted by u/Roko_100 May 13, 2021
Don’t park close!
(The following text is shown on a sign in a car window.—ed.)
I’m Fat,
So Don’t Park
CLOSE!!!!!
Have A Nice
Day!

Facebook
BIG Dreams Little Wishes
May 15, 2021 at 3:00 PM ·
(The following text is shown on a car sticker.—ed.)
Please don’t park
too close. I’M FAT.

Twitter
Brenda🍊
@crankymomma221
Saw one yesterday that said dont park too close, I’m fat...😅🤣😂
11:45 AM · Jul 4, 2021·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Хуголошотодете
@tapkarosh
Best sticker ever!!
“Please don’t park too close
I’M FAT”
3:19 PM · Jul 19, 2021·Twitter for Android

Facebook
MY CRAZY WORLD
September 17, 2021 at 4:30 PM ·
(The following text is shown on a car sticker.—ed.)
PLEASE DON’T
PARK TOO CLOSE.
I’M FAT.

Twitter
🌻 SamⒶntha 🌻 🏳️‍⚧️
@I_make_music
“I’m fat, please don’t park so close to me
Thank you, have a nice day”
(The sign is in Spanish.—ed.)
10:47 PM · Mar 9, 2022·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Anushka
@anushka_singh99
I look over to the car beside me and it says “I’m fat so don’t park close” 💀
5:50 PM · Sep 2, 2022·Twitter for iPhone

Facebook
Sam-Terri LiteFeather
September 21, 2022 at 3:31 PM ·
Custom decal for the day.
“DO not park close… I am FAT with T-Rex arms!!”
(This sticker is shown on a car.—ed.)

Twitter
casper
@casper77788
Replying to @MsBehavior
Don’t Park Too Close I’m Fat Sticker on redbubble
redbubble.com
Don’t Park Too Close I’m Fat Sticker by CASPER ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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1:33 AM · Oct 4, 2022·Twitter for Android

Twitter
mordecai
@meesaysoo
need a sticker on my car that said i’m fat don’t park close bitch
10:10 PM · Oct 5, 2022·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
jannypie
@jannypie
Bumper stickers that I have spent too much time thinking about later: “Don’t park too close I’m FAT” on a tiny Honda Fit driven by someone of seemingly average weight
3:05 PM · Oct 14, 2022·Twitter for iPhone

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTransportation • Monday, October 24, 2022 • Permalink