A straw sucks air up. Snorkling sucks air down.
     
“Did you guys realize that drinking water out of a straw is the exact opposite of snorkeling?” was posted on Twitter by Jenny Gaynor on June 3, 2010. “‘Do you know that drinking out of a straw is the opposite of snorkeling?’ @AaaaronWeaver Night with stars⭐ @ComedyCentral @nycomedyfest #comedy” was posted on Twitter by KAT HIGGINS on November 7, 2013. “Drinking water through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts  on April 3, 2015.
     
“Straws are the opposite of snorkels” was posted on Twitter by Hale on January 7, 2018. “Straws are the opposite of snorkels” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on May 27, 2020.
 
         
Twitter
Jenny Gaynor
@jaygay242
Did you guys realize that drinking water out of a straw is the exact opposite of snorkeling?
9:45 PM · Jun 3, 2010·Twitter SMS
   
Twitter
Kelli Hartsock-Packer
@itskelliwithani
Thank you for this #ItsTrue!
@stephalewis Did you ever realize drinking water out of a straw is the opposite of snorkeling?
3:12 PM · Mar 4, 2011 from Chicago, IL·Twitter Web Client
     
Twitter
Bibi Zorrilla Sada
@bibizorrilla
Have you ever noticed that drinking water out of a straw is the exact opposite of snorkeling
11:45 AM · May 8, 2011·erased734497
 
Twitter
KAT HIGGINS
@KatHigginsToGo
“Do you know that drinking out of a straw is the opposite of snorkeling?”  @AaaaronWeaver
Night with stars⭐ @ComedyCentral @nycomedyfest #comedy
12:51 AM · Nov 7, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/BitchboBaggins August 27, 2014
Drinking water through a straw is the exact opposite of snorkeling.
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uvindex
If it were the exact opposite you’d be inhaling your drink and you’d drown. 😊
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/DavidMcl April 3, 2015
Drinking water through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.
 
Twitter
Bill Murray
@BiIIMurray
Drinking water through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.
4:34 PM · Apr 24, 2015·Buffer
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/DavidMcl May 3, 2015
Drinking water through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/[deleted] April 9, 2017
Drinking out of a straw is the opposite of snorkeling
 
Twitter
Hale
@HighTh0tss
Straws are the opposite of snorkels
12:36 PM · Jan 7, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
     
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/ExcitedSouthern April 4, 2018
Drinking from a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.
 
Twitter
henri der pirat
@henry33297402
Straws are the opposite of snorkels
3:37 PM · Jan 28, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
James Brown
@JomesBrown
Straws are just the opposite of snorkels
1:55 PM · Jan 29, 2019·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Jenni Cullimore
@jenni_cullimore
My parents have started ignoring not urgent thoughts of the day and honestly I’m not surprised when its shit like “snorkels are the opposite straws”
5:19 PM · May 18, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/ifellinariver May 27, 2020
Straws are the opposite of snorkels