Cheez-It (a cheese cracker) shouldn’t be confuse with “chi zit,” but there are jokes.
“Cheez-Its are better than Chi Zits. #truth #fact #stuff” was posted on Twitter by arrville on January 11, 2012. “when u channel vital energy thru ur pimples, that’s chi zits” was posted on Twitter by Emerald Sword Lesbian on January 23, 2020. “eating too much spiritual junk food will give you chi zits #deep #profound #lifeadvice” was posted on Twitter by Bill Wurn on January 30, 2021. “If a Shaolin monk had acne, would he have Chi zits?” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on April 19, 2023.
Wikipdia: Cheez-It
Cheez-It is a brand of cheese cracker manufactured by the Kellogg Company through its Sunshine Biscuits division. Approximately 26 by 24 millimetres (1.0 by 0.94 in)[citation needed], the rectangular crackers are made with wheat flour, vegetable oil, cheese, skim milk, salt, and spices.
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arrville
@arrville
Cheez-Its are better than Chi Zits. #truth #fact #stuff
11:55 PM · Jan 11, 2012
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Beada Cawthorne @ The Crow House
@TheBeaWitching
@alamort Because of you I kept saying Cheezits over and over and now I can only hear it as Chi Zits.
12:57 PM · Feb 7, 2013
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‡ smeggo ‡
@smeggo
Will Cheez-Its give my chi zits?
9:03 AM · Jun 7, 2013
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natalie exotic
@thesillyheart
Cheezits > Chi zits
12:38 PM · Aug 21, 2014
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Dain Fitzgerald
@DainFitzgerald
Chi Zits > Cheez-Its.
Not only tastier, but cheaper. Free in fact.
5:42 PM · Dec 11, 2019
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Emerald Sword Lesbian
@IrisHeartfang
when u channel vital energy thru ur pimples, that’s chi zits
4:47 AM · Jan 23, 2020
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Bill Wurns
@dr_wurns
eating too much spiritual junk food will give you chi zits
#deep #profound #lifeadvice
9:09 PM · Jan 30, 2021
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Spinch 😬🚬💎👹👻
@travis_cash
Are these tai chi zits?
6:55 AM · Mar 24, 2023
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/J-L-Picard April 19, 2023
If a Shaolin monk had acne, would he have Chi zits?
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oneliners and jokes
@funnyoneliners
If a Shaolin monk had acne, would he have Chi zits?
11:16 PM · Apr 19, 2023
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