A joke about a fitness app was posted on Twitter by Mikey on October 12, 2015:
“Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.”
The one-line saying has been printed on several images.
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Mikey
@KrunkedRobot
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
9:58 PM - 12 Oct 2015
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ScottM.D.
@ScottMD72
Good sense of humor here: “@KrunkedRobot: Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.”
10:27 PM - 12 Oct 2015
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📢 Abhi K ™
@akinusa
I entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
5:29 PM - 27 Nov 2015
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Swedish Canary
@SwedishCanary
I entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
7:03 PM - 2 Jan 2016
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Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
I entered what I ate over the past few day into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
3:27 AM - 27 Dec 2017
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Entry in progress—BP (6/7)
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“Cheez-Its are goldfish for adults” (6/7)
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“Tread on those who tread on you” (6/7)
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“Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things” (6/7)
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Entry in progress—BP (6/7)
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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