A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from December 09, 2018
“People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves”

"People who use selfie sticks need to take a long look at themselves” was posted on Twitter by David Mason on December 27, 2014. The statement is literally true because selfie sticks exist for a “long look.”

“People who use selfie sticks need to take a long look at themselves. #shitjoke #truestory” was posted on Twitter by Lee Beckett on June 19, 2015. “People who use selfie sticks should take a good long look at themselves” was posted on Twitter by Chris Monteiro on July 8, 2015.

“People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good long look at themselves… #selfiepricks #itsthewayitellem” was posted on Twitter by Abi Roberts on May 28, 2016. Roberts told the joke at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe in August 2016, but it doesn’t appear that Roberts originated the joke.


Twitter
David Mason
@D_Mason7
People who use selfie sticks need to take a long look at themselves
7:00 AM - 27 Dec 2014

Twitter
Lee Beckett
@beckettl33
People who use selfie sticks need to take a long look at themselves. #shitjoke #truestory
1:48 PM - 19 Jun 2015

Twitter
Chris Monteiro
@Deku_shrub
People who use selfie sticks should take a good long look at themselves.
1:37 PM - 8 Jul 2015

Twitter
William Davis
@DavisCommaWill
People who use selfie sticks need to take a step back and take a good long look at themselves.
7:13 PM - 8 Jul 2015

Twitter
Abi Roberts
@abiroberts
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good long look at themselves… #selfiepricks #itsthewayitellem
3:06 PM - 28 May 2016

iNews
The 50 Best Jokes of the Edinburgh Fringe 2016
by Alice Jones Monday August 22nd 2016
(...)
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
Abi Roberts, Voodoo Rooms, 4.15pm

Reddit—Oneliners
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
submitted October 17, 2017 by ariela99

Google Books
Dad Jokes:
The very best of @DadSaysJokes

By Dad Says Jokes
New York, NY: Hachette Book Group
2018
Pg. ?:
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.

Reddit—Oneliners
People who use selfie sticks, really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
submitted December 9, 2018 by madazzahatter

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityMedia/Newspapers/Magazines/Internet • Sunday, December 09, 2018 • Permalink


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