A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from February 06, 2023
“How does one milk chocolate almonds?”

"Milk chocolate” is a noun. It should not be confused with the verb “milk” chocolate, but there are jokes.

“Thought to ponder - how does one ‘milk’ chocolate?” was posted on Twitter by Martha Hazzard Decker on February 9, 2009. “How DOES one ‘milk chocolate’? I see NO nipples, mister. #StupidQuestionsAboutChocolate” was posted on Twitter by DevilsMiss on June 29, 2021. “How do you milk chocolate?” was posted on Twitter by Mr GreatWestern on November 11, 2021. “HOW DO YOU MILK CHOCOLATE?” was posted on Twitter by “✺ pom ✺ 0/2 slots open” on April 26, 2022.

“Aye how the heck do you milk chocolate????” was posted on Twitter by Josh smile on January 28, 2022. “HOW THE HECK DO YOU MILK CHOCOLATE?” was posted on Facebook by Indian Hills Community Sign (as shown on a sign) on February 6, 2023.

The joke has been applied to almond milk. “An important question one wishes to ask is, how does one milk chocolate almonds, and what is the yield of a handful?” was posted on Twitter by Tyler Barton on March 2, 2017. “How does one milk chocolate almonds?” was posted on Twitter by YaMar Jackson on June 24, 2021.


Wikipedia: Milk chocolate
Milk chocolate is a solid chocolate confectionery containing cocoa, sugar and milk. It is the most consumed type of chocolate. Chocolate was originally sold and consumed as a beverage in pre-Columbian times, and upon its introduction to Western Europe. Major milk chocolate producers include Ferrero, Hershey, Mondelez, Mars and Nestlé. Between them, they are responsible for over half of the chocolate sold worldwide. Although four-fifths of all milk chocolate is sold in the United States and Europe, increasingly large amounts are consumed in China and Latin America.

Wikipedia: Almond milk
Almond milk is a plant-based milk with a watery texture and nutty flavor manufactured from almonds, although some types or brands are flavored in imitation of cow’s milk.[2] It does not contain cholesterol or lactose and is low in saturated fat.

Twitter
Martha Hazzard Decker
@MarDeck
Thought to ponder - how does one “milk” chocolate?
1:48 PM · Feb 9, 2009

Twitter
Tyler Barton
@TylerBarton27
, An important question one wishes to ask is, how does one milk chocolate almonds, and what is the yield of a handful?
7:14 PM · Mar 2, 2017

Twitter
Richard Sanders
@SandersRichardM
Similarly, how does one milk chocolate?
10:38 PM · Jul 29, 2020

Twitter
YaMar Jackson
@oshizzzle
How does one milk chocolate almonds?
9:49 AM · Jun 24, 2021

Twitter
DevilsMiss
@beezelbubba666
How DOES one “milk chocolate”?
I see NO nipples, mister. #StupidQuestionsAboutChocolate
5:56 PM · Jun 29, 2021

Twitter
Mr GreatWestern
@Mr_GreatWestern
Replying to @magicrailwayst
How do you milk chocolate?
7:43 PM · Nov 11, 2021

Twitter
Josh smile
@massiveplonker
Aye how the heck do you milk chocolate????
6:18 PM · Jan 28, 2022

Twitter
Toybox
@asktoybox
Replying to @AbsoluteUnit30
Do you milk chocolate to get chocolate milk?
1:32 AM · Feb 2, 2022

Twitter
✺ pom ✺ 0/2 slots open
@dumfishee
Replying to @KingBirdBread
HOW DO YOU MILK CHOCOLATE?
11:23 AM · Apr 26, 2022

Twitter
The Taskmaster
@cationandy
Replying to @elonmusk
How do you milk chocolate .?
3:09 PM · May 9, 2022

Facebook
Indian Hills Community Sign
February 6, 2023 at 12:15 PM ·
(The following text is shown on a sign.—ed.)
HOW THE HECK
DO YOU
MILK
CHOCOLATE?

Twitter
The Punk Rock CEO
@guru_lars
How do you milk chocolate?
10:26 PM · Feb 6, 2023

Posted by Barry Popik
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