A popular meme shows two knights fighting, but one has a block of cheese instead of a weapon. “How are you going to fight me with a block of cheese?” asks one. “It’s extra sharp,” replies the one with the cheese.
“If I had a food fight, I would use only cheddar cheese. Why? Because it’s extra sharp… #dadjokes #cheese #dadjoke” was posted on Twiter by James J. Fruth on October 17, 2019. “Knight: I pardon you good sir! How are you going to fight me with a block of cheddar cheese? Peasant: it’s extra sharp!” was posted on Twitter by Dewald on November 15, 2019.
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James J. Fruth
@FruthJames
If I had a food fight, I would use only cheddar cheese. Why? Because it’s extra sharp… #dadjokes #cheese #dadjoke
11:04 AM · Oct 17, 2019·Twitter Web App
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Dewald
@katvis5034
Knight: I pardon you good sir! How are you going to fight me with a block of cheddar cheese?
Peasant: it’s extra sharp!
3:56 AM · Nov 15, 2019·Twitter for Android
Twitter
DudeItsSam
@DudeItsSam_
“How are you gonna fight me with a cheese stick?”
“It’s extra sharp”
1:29 AM · Dec 31, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
Facebook
Pypski
January 8, 2020 ·
How are you going to fight me with a block of cheese?
It’s extra sharp.
Twitter
Travis
@TravisKGord1
You’re laughing because I brought a block of cheese to a knife fight.
I’m laughing because it’s extra sharp.
9:23 AM · Mar 22, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Kevin “Spooky” Shanks
@forensictoxguy
Me: “How are you going to fight me with a wheel of cheese?”
The Kid: “It’s extra sharp.”
Yeah, so that’s how my COVID19 pandemic social distancing quarantine thing is going this morning.
9:46 AM · Mar 26, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Troy Marcott
@TXRedDirtFan
Two armored Mid-Evil Knights
meet and face for their duel:
Knight A: How are you going
fight me, kill me with a block
of cheese ???
Knight B: It’s Extra-Sharp
Yes Ladies and Gents, this
is the current humor this
#CoronavirusPandemic
has led us to the point of
I’m SO over this
8:34 PM · Apr 15, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Austin Ghost Ghost
@AGBD96
Two guys show up for a duel.
One pulls out his sword.
The other pulls out a block of cheese.
The guy with the sword asks “How are you gonna fight me with a block of cheese?”
He responds “It’s extra sharp”
GIF
1:14 PM · Jul 27, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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@___BigA___
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7:44 PM · Oct 26, 2020·Streamlabs Twitter
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