A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from June 22, 2018
“Even duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound”

"You can’t fix stupid” is a saying of American stand-up comedian Ron White. “Even duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.

“Quote of the day: ‘Even duct tape can’t fix stupid’” was posted on Twitter on March 7, 2009. “FYI: Duct Tape can’t fix stupid” was posted on Twitter on March 3, 2010.

“You can’t fix stupid, Not even with duct tape!” was posted on Twitter on December 18, 2009.

“Even the miracle of duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound” was posted on Twitter on April 3, 2011. “Even duct tape can’t fix stupid but, it can muffle the sound” was posted on Twitter on April 3, 2012.


Wikipedia: You Can’t Fix Stupid
You Can’t Fix Stupid is an album by American comedian Ron White. It was released by Image Entertainment on February 7, 2006. The album peaked at number 1 on the Billboard Top Comedy Albums chart.

Twitter
Geek Dad
@geekdadrants
quote of the day: “Even duct tape can’t fix stupid”
8:42 PM - 7 Mar 2009

Twitter
Free Bird™
@bird_chirps
You can’t fix stupid, Not even with duct tape!
2:45 AM - 18 Dec 2009

Twitter
Sasa Sanchez
@sassyxsanch
You can’t fix stupid, Not even with duct tape!
6:51 AM - 21 Dec 2009

Twitter
amanda scalf
@scalfinator
FYI: Duct Tape can’t fix stupid.
5:53 AM - 3 Mar 2010

Google Groups: rec.music.makers.guitar.acoustic
Barack Obusha
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3/26/10
(...)
David (Even Duct Tape Can’t Fix Stupid)

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frank kiely
@frnkly8
Duct tape can’t fix stupid… but there’s a few people I’d still like to use it on if only to shut them up!
2:49 PM - 27 May 2010

Twitter
Maggie Tortie Kat
@MaggieTKat
Replying to @kittehboi
@kittehboi We have new phrase - even duct tape can’t fix stupid
2:57 PM - 15 Jun 2010

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Christopher Hacia
@chrishacia
Even the miracle of duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound smile
11:49 PM - 3 Apr 2011

Twitter
Ken Allwine
@KenAllwine
Even the miracle of duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound smile
9:02 AM - 5 Apr 2011

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Ekmel
@MamaEkmel
Duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it sure can muffle the sound.
11:51 PM - 13 Apr 2011

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Sean Williams
@CommAMMO
Regarding @RepWeiner: In the immortal words of @Ron_White—“You can’t fix stupid. Not even with duct tape.” #Weiner
9:19 AM - 7 Jun 2011

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Emily Gardner
@nimiloo
Even duct tape can’t fix stupid but, it can muffle the sound.
11:32 PM - 3 Apr 2012

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Arya Dark
@AryaStarkMercy
Duct tape can’t fix stupid but it can muffle the sound.
11:51 PM - 3 Apr 2012

Twitter
Kerri B
@Vodka_Bunni
Even duct tape can’t fix stupid. But it can muffle the sound.
5:42 AM - 4 Apr 2012

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Shelby Beauregaard
@donttouchthese
Even duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound.
9:20 AM - 4 Apr 2012

Twitter
First and Foremost
@Michael_Covert
Best bumper sticker ever. you can’t fix stupid even with duct tape #ducttaperules
7:49 PM - 15 Aug 2012

Google Books
Title 101 Uses of Duct Tape - Even Duct Tape Can’t Fix Stupid But It Can Muffle the Sound!
Authors Muhammad Naveed, John Davidson
Editor Mendon Cottage Mendon Cottage Books
Publisher Createspace Independent Pub, 2015
ISBN 1508533512, 9781508533511
Length 44 pages
Subjects Reference › Personal & Practical Guides

myhorrynews.com
Column B: Thoughts on aging…while I remember
Ettie Newlands May 25, 2018
(...)
Even duct tape can’t fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.

Twitter
Dixie Yoder
@Dr_Dixie
Wisdom for today: even duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound. 🙌
12:22 PM - 2 Jun 2018

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