A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from February 28, 2019
“Every second is one second closer to your next ice cream”

Many people love ice cream. “Every second you live is a second closer to your next ice cream” was posted on Twitter by Domo on November 9, 2015. “Every second is a second closer to your next Ice-cream” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on April 11, 2018. “Every second is one second closer to your next ice cream” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on February 28, 2019.


Twitter
Domo
@DomoKunt
Every second you live is a second closer to your next ice cream. 🍦🍦🍦🍦 #noms
9:33 AM - 9 Nov 2015

Twitter
Lauren
@lively_lo
Some days are hard, but every time you get out of bed, you are one sleep closer to your next ice cream cone!!!
7:03 PM - 3 Mar 2016

Twitter
Jay Black-Masters
@MarkedProtector
Replying to @AesirKing
((Every breath you take is another breath closer to your next ice cream.))
8:54 PM - 9 Oct 2017

Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/ItscalledRevival April 11, 2018
Every second is a second closer to your next Ice-cream

Twitter
Julius
@spacemanjulius
just read this thing that said every second is a second closer to your next ice cream and idk bout u but that gives me a sense of comfort
11:56 PM - 11 Apr 2018

Twitter
John Michael Riordon
@JohnRiordon
Every second is a second closer to your next ice cream
12:05 AM - 12 Apr 2018

Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/FifaBoi35 February 28, 2019
Every second is one second closer to your next ice cream

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Thursday, February 28, 2019 • Permalink