A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

Recent entries:
“A grown up silly straw is called a serious straw” (3/23)
“Silly straws imply the existence of serious straws” (3/23)
Entry in progress—BP (3/23)
“Silly straws should just be called ‘straws’ and normal straws should be called ‘serious straws‘“ (3/23)
“Silly Straws implies the existence of Straws That Have Had Just About Enough Of Your Shit” (3/23)
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Entry from December 05, 2017
“Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch” (joke)

Do birds feel nervous when people eat eggs? “Every time a bird poops/shits on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch, just to show them what I’m capable of” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. The saying has been posted on Twitter since June 15, 2011.


Twitter
brooke rhoades‏
@Oso_Dos
everytime a bird poops on my car, i eat a plate of scrabled eggs on my front porch to show them what i’m capable of.
#toofunny
1:13 AM - 15 Jun 2011

Twitter
Brittany‏
@bretahnedopar
Every time a bird shits on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch, just to show them what I’m capable of.
1:13 PM - 15 Jun 2011

Twitter
Cedrian‏
@Cedrian
Every time a bird shits on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch just to show em what I’m capable of.
5:18 PM - 16 Jun 2011

Reddit—Humor
I love scrambled eggs! (self.humor)
submitted April 24, 2012 by MissKiddo
When a bird shits on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch just to show them what I am capable of.

WeKnowMemes
Whenever A Bird Shits On My Car…
– MAY 1, 2012
POSTED IN: MEMES, PICS
Whenever a bird shits on my car… I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on front of my porch just to let them know what I am capable of.

Twitter
Yik Yak‏
@YikYakApp
“Whenever a bird shits on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch to let them know what I’m capable of.” — Tulane
12:15 AM - 25 Sep 2014

Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
Whenever a bird shits on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch, just to let them know what I’m capable of.
1:48 AM - 13 Aug 2016

Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
Whenever a bird shits on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch, just to let them know what I’m capable of.
2:06 PM - 6 Dec 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Tuesday, December 05, 2017 • Permalink