Do birds feel nervous when people eat eggs? “Every time a bird poops/shits on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch, just to show them what I’m capable of” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. The saying has been posted on Twitter since June 15, 2011.
Twitter
brooke rhoades
@Oso_Dos
everytime a bird poops on my car, i eat a plate of scrabled eggs on my front porch to show them what i’m capable of.
#toofunny
1:13 AM - 15 Jun 2011
Twitter
Brittany
@bretahnedopar
Every time a bird shits on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch, just to show them what I’m capable of.
1:13 PM - 15 Jun 2011
Twitter
Cedrian
@Cedrian
Every time a bird shits on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch just to show em what I’m capable of.
5:18 PM - 16 Jun 2011
Reddit—Humor
I love scrambled eggs! (self.humor)
submitted April 24, 2012 by MissKiddo
When a bird shits on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch just to show them what I am capable of.
WeKnowMemes
Whenever A Bird Shits On My Car…
– MAY 1, 2012
POSTED IN: MEMES, PICS
Whenever a bird shits on my car… I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on front of my porch just to let them know what I am capable of.
Twitter
Yik Yak
@YikYakApp
“Whenever a bird shits on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch to let them know what I’m capable of.” — Tulane
12:15 AM - 25 Sep 2014
Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
Whenever a bird shits on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch, just to let them know what I’m capable of.
1:48 AM - 13 Aug 2016
Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
Whenever a bird shits on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch, just to let them know what I’m capable of.
2:06 PM - 6 Dec 2017
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
Recent entries:
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“A grown up silly straw is called a serious straw” (3/23)
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“Silly straws imply the existence of serious straws” (3/23)
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Entry in progress—BP (3/23)
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“Silly straws should just be called ‘straws’ and normal straws should be called ‘serious straws‘“ (3/23)
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“Silly Straws implies the existence of Straws That Have Had Just About Enough Of Your Shit” (3/23)
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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