Some people rarely eat healthy food. Whenever they do eat healthy food, they jocularly demand immediate results.
“Everytime I eat a salad I’m like, my life better change after this” was posted on Twitter by 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚊 on January 5, 2016. “Every time I eat a salad I’m like, my life better change after this” was posted on Twitter by Ana Hernandez on January 13, 2016. Authorship of the saying is unknown.
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𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚊
@carladasilvam
Everytime I eat a salad I’m like, my life better change after this.
10:43 PM · Jan 5, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Ana Hernandez
@theanaduarte
Every time I eat a salad I’m like, my life better change after this
2:05 PM · Jan 13, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Amanda Therese
@mdymaus
Every time I eat a salad I’m like, my life better change after this.
5:14 PM · Jan 13, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Kristin Benvenuto
@KristinBen
Every time I eat a salad I’m like, my life better change after this
2:00 PM · Jan 19, 2016 from Manhattan, NY·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
DSN Denton
@DSNDenton
Every time I eat a salad, I’m like, “My life better change after this.”
3:05 PM · Jun 28, 2019·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Tracy Mason
@tracylynn0220
Every time I eat a salad I’m like, “My life better change after this.”
6:13 PM · Jan 3, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Cheryl Fritze
@FritzenFriends
“Every time I eat a salad, I’m like, my life better change after this.” Today’s quote.
6:52 AM · Jun 10, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Lara B
@lararoams
When I eat a salad, I’m like “My life better change after this
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#homemade
#salad #healthyfood #healthy #shrimp #home #quarantine #eatinghealthy #food #foodie #lifestyle #eatwell #greensalad #salads #saladrecipe #dinner #dinnerideas #delicious #yummy #fresh #cooking #nutrition
1:25 PM · Jun 23, 2020·Twitter for iPad
Twitter
El Arroyo
@ElArroyo_ATX
This kale was supposed to fix my marriage.
EVERY TIME I EAT A SALAD, I’M LIKE OK MY LIFE BETTER CHANGE AFTER THIS
12:28 PM · Aug 31, 2020·IFTTT
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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