A “wonton” dumpling sounds like “one ton,” and there’s a pun:
“Every time I eat Chinese I feel like I weigh won ton.”
The jocular one-line saying was posted on Twitter on August 16, 2012.
“How much does a dumpling weigh?"/"Wonton” and “What’s the heaviest soup in the world?"/"Wonton soup” are other puns on “wonton.”
Wikipedia: Wonton
A wonton (also spelled wantan, wanton, or wuntun in transcription from Cantonese; Mandarin: húndun) is a type of dumpling commonly found in a number of Chinese cuisines.
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WritingInBed
@WritingInBed
Every time I eat Chinese I feel like I weigh won ton.
12:17 AM - 16 Aug 2012
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Heather Kennard
@NardDog101
Every time I eat Chinese I feel like I weigh won ton.
11:39 AM - 16 Aug 2012
Twitter
Butters Stotch
@ButtersThatsMe_
Every time I eat Chinese I feel like I weigh won ton.
12:22 AM - 14 Nov 2012
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Keili Rae
with Cruz Sena at Home Sweet Home.
November 14, 2012 · Portland, OR ·
Every time I eat Chinese I feel like I weigh won ton.
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Every time I eat Chinese I feel like I weigh won ton.
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Every time I eat Chinese I feel like I weigh won ton.
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Every time I eat Chinese I feel like I weigh won ton.
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