“Everyone who drinks coffee in the morning is psychotic. You know what reality is and you’re still like ‘Yes. I want to be wide awake for this nightmare’” is a coffee joke that was posted on Twitter by Dan Wilbur on May 23, 2021.
Not everyone agrees with the statement. “Drinking coffee because I want to be wide awake for this nightmare” was posted on Twitter by The Drunk Zen Master on August 12, 2022.
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Dan Wilbur
@DanWilbur
Everyone who drinks coffee in the morning is psychotic. You know what reality is and you’re still like “Yes. I want to be wide awake for this nightmare.”
5:27 PM · May 23, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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The Drunk Zen Master
@Nite_Colors
Drinking coffee because I want to be wide awake for this nightmare
12:02 AM · Aug 12, 2022·Twitter Web App
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Suri
@haylsuri
Everyone who drinks coffee in the morning is psychotic. You know what reality is and you’re still like, “yes I want to be wide awake for this nightmare.”
1:30 PM · Aug 12, 2022·Twitter for Android
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♡𝔸𝕒𝕝𝕪𝕩♡
@LaLaEnchilada
Everyone who drinks coffee in the
morning is psychotic. You know what
reality is and you’re still like “Yes. I want
to be wide awake for this nightmare.”
9:26 PM · Aug 13, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
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Dr.GHAZAL 🦌
@ghazal67
Everyone who drinks coffee in the
morning is psychotic. You know what reality is and you’re still like “Yes. I want to be wide awake for this nightmare.”
#morningcoffee #psychotic
#just_saying
8:08 PM · Aug 16, 2022·Twitter for Android
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Everyone who drinks coffee in the morning is psychotic. You know what reality is and you’re still like “Yes. I want to be wide awake for this nightmare.”
5:54 AM · Aug 25, 2022·Twitter Web App
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