“He’s/She’s a keeper” means that he/she is relationship and/or marriage material. Or, he/she could just be a beekeeper.
“If he comes home wearing an enormous white suit and smelling of honey, he’s a keeper” was posted on Twitter by trouteyes on June 20, 2015. “When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, smelling of honey and covered in bee stings. You know she’s a keeper” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on August 15, 2017.
“I met a girl at a soccer game. I think she’s a keeper” is another “keeper” joke.
Twitter
trouteyes
@trouteyes
If he comes home wearing an enormous white suit and smelling of honey, he’s a keeper.
4:58 PM - 20 Jun 2015
Twitter
Andy Wells
@wellsys_world
Guy I know has met a woman who comes home dressed in white and smelling of honey. She’s a keeper
9:03 AM - 21 Jun 2015
Twitter
grantepidemik
@grantepidemik
If he comes home wearing an enormous white suit and smelling of honey, he’s a keeper.
2:00 PM - 21 Jun 2015
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/TomReece1 August 15, 2017
When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, smelling of honey and covered in bee stings.
You know she’s a keeper.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/83hardik March 28, 2019
When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, smelling of honey and covered in bee stings
you know she’s a keeper.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/madazzahatter April 27, 2018
When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, smelling of honey and covered in bee stings…
You know she’s a keeper…
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/madazzahatter April 27, 2018
When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, smelling of honey and covered in bee stings, you know she’s a keeper.
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/honolulu_oahu_mod July 8, 2019
When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, smelling of honey and covered in bee stings…
...you know she’s a keeper.
COMMENTS
Loganhit
She should bee.
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