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Entry from November 12, 2021
“Finding a hair in your food is much worse if you’re bald”

People don’t like to find a hair in their food—especially if they’re bald. Many chefs are bald.

“RT @yourfavwhiteguy: The only thing worse than finding a hair in your food is finding out the chef is bald” was posted on Twitter by indienation on October 25, 2010. “RT @CharIieeSheen: #fastball The only thing worse than finding a hair in your food is finding out the chef is bald. #thataintwinning” was posted on Twitter by #DomoGotHEAT on March 11, 2011. (Both original tweets are no longer available.) “The only thing worse than finding a hair in your food is realizing that the person who prepared it has a bald head” was posted on Twitter by Qwerty Jones on September 19, 2015.

“I bet it’s like a double ‘F you’ when a bald guy finds hair in his food” was posted on Twitter by CRV on March 1, 2012. “FACT: bald people freak out 10x more when they find hair in their food” was posted on Twitter by steph on June 13, 2014. “It’s always more unsettling for a bald man to find a hair in his food” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on August 22, 2018. “Finding a hair in your food is much worse if you’re bald” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on November 12, 2021.

“One of the great things about cooking your own food is the certainty that any hair in it is yours” is a related saying.


Twitter
Jamie
@Xytrex
Best part of being a bald chef.  You know EXACTLY where the hair in your food came from.
1:54 PM · Sep 26, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Barclay Richey
@barclayrichey
I don’t mind a bald guy serving me, you know there’s not going to be hair in your food
9:39 PM · Aug 30, 2010·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
indienation
@IndieNation
RT @yourfavwhiteguy: The only thing worse than finding a hair in your food is finding out the chef is bald.
3:04 PM · Oct 25, 2010·Hootsuite

Twitter
#DomoGotHEAT
@_domotheking
RT @CharIieeSheen: #fastball The only thing worse than finding a hair in your food is finding out the chef is bald. #thataintwinning
2:20 AM · Mar 11, 2011·TweetDeck

Twitter
E-tard
@Etard0
When I start my restaurant, I’ll employ only bald men as cooks, so no one can ever complain about finding hair in the food.
3:07 AM · Jan 22, 2012·Mobile Web

Twitter
Pete Bakes
@Pete_Bakes
“@pxdrew: Why d ppl get disgusted when they find a hair in their food??? 99% its ur own unless ur bald like @ochocinco” yuuup
3:32 PM · Feb 21, 2012·Twitter for BlackBerry®

Twitter
CRV
@ChrisRVillella
I bet it’s like a double “F you” when a bald guy finds hair in his food.
5:51 PM · Mar 1, 2012·Hootsuite

Twitter
Joseph Iacovone
@HumphreyLee
Fun game you occasionally get to play as a bald man: Where the hell did that hair in the food I just made come from? Mystery Theater!!
1:00 PM · Jul 30, 2013·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
steph
@stephs617
FACT: bald people freak out 10x more when they find hair in their food
11:47 PM · Jun 13, 2014·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Sharné Theron
@SharnTheron
Find hair in your food? Convince yourself that its yours and you won’t lose your appetite. So what if you’re bald? Then you’re screwed.
3:21 PM · Jun 26, 2014·Twitter for BlackBerry®

Twitter
Rob
@ArtFarmNW
#Upsetting: being 100% bald and finding hair in food that you prepared #fromscratch #idontgetit #kitchennightmares
11:29 PM · Apr 20, 2015 from Suquamish, WA·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Qwerty Jones
@QwertyJones3
The only thing worse than finding a hair in your food is realizing that the person who prepared it has a bald head.
1:51 PM · Sep 19, 2015·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/-dadderall- August 22, 2018
It’s always more unsettling for a bald man to find a hair in his food.

Twitter
Peter Durocher
@peter_durocher
That feeling when you find a hair in your food but you’re bald…
11:35 AM · Jan 9, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Cold Joe-vember Rain
@joetothemo
Finding a hair in your food is gross, even more so when you are bald.
1:53 PM · Jul 12, 2019·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
brownbear
@shaaaric
Worst thing about being bald is finding a hair in your food because you know it’s certainly not yours
4:29 AM · Oct 18, 2019·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Cole Merkosky
@cmerkosky
Pro #436 of being bald: when someone discovers a hair in their food, you know it’s not yours.
Con #538 of being bald: when you discover a hair in your food, you know it’s not yours.
3:09 PM · Dec 16, 2019·Twitter Web App

Twitter
RarkMyan
@MarkeySharky
The worst part about being bald is finding hair in my food
2:52 PM · Aug 19, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
sumaira shaikh
@sumairashaik
Whats worse than finding your own hair in the food? Finding one when you are bald.
2:14 PM · Nov 9, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Brent Carswell
@kingcarz
Do you know what sucks? Being Bald and finding hair in your food
@SwissChaletCA
6:50 PM · Jan 20, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/krivel01 November 12, 2021
Finding a hair in your food is much worse if you’re bald

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Friday, November 12, 2021 • Permalink