There aren’t a thousand islands in each bottle of “Thousand Island dressing,” but there have been jokes. Rachelle Mandik posted on Twitter on January 21, 2016:
“Finish your salad. a thousand islands died to make that dressing.”
Wikipedia: Thousand Island dressing
Thousand Island dressing is a salad dressing and condiment based on mayonnaise and can include olive oil, lemon juice, orange juice, paprika, Worcestershire sauce, mustard, vinegar, cream, chili sauce, tomato purée, ketchup or Tabasco sauce.
It also typically contains finely chopped ingredients, which can include pickles, onions, bell peppers, green olives, hard-boiled egg, parsley, pimento, chives, garlic, or chopped nuts (such as walnuts or chestnuts).
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rachelle mandik
@rachelle_mandik
finish your salad. a thousand islands died to make that dressing.
8:14 AM - 21 Jan 2016
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Finish your salad. A thousand islands died to make that dressing !
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finish your salad. a thousand islands died to make that dressing.
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finish your salad. a thousand islands died to make that dressing.
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finish your salad. a thousand islands died to make that dressing.
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finish your salad. a thousand islands died to make that dressing.
— rachelle mandik (@rachelle_mandik) January 21, 2016
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