“The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club” is a famous line in the movie Fight Club (1999). Several jokes explain the first rule of a “Turkey Club (Sandwich).”
 
“The first rule of turkey club is you do not talk about alfalfa sprouts in your turkey club… sandwich” was posted on Twitter on April 9, 2009. “Ordered the turkey club. First rule of turkey club. Don’t talk about turkey club” was posted on Twitter on June 10, 2009. “The first rule of Turkey Club: You do not talk about Turkey Club. Also mayonaise” was posted on Twitter on July 24, 2009.
 
“First Rule of Turkey Club: Bacon, lettuce and tomato” was posted on Twitter on November 27, 2009. “Always Follow the First Rule of Turkey Club: Just Lightly slather the mayo on the toasted bread, and use only Bacon, lettuce and tomato” was posted on Twitter on July 31, 2011.
   
         
Wikiquote: Fight Club (film)
Fight Club is a 1999 film about an insomniac office worker, looking for a way to change his life, who crosses paths with a devil-may-care soap maker, forming an underground fight club that evolves into something much, much more.
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Tyler Durden
The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: You DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB! Third rule of Fight Club: Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: Fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.
 
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jrdi
@jordular
the first rule of turkey club is you do not talk about alfalfa sprouts in your turkey club… sandwich.
12:53 PM - 9 Apr 2009
   
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Gene Gabriel
@GeneGabriel
Ordered the turkey club. First rule of turkey club. Don’t talk about turkey club.
12:48 PM - 10 Jun 2009
   
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Robb Badlam
@BuckyUnderbelly
The first rule of Turkey Club: You do not talk about Turkey Club. Also mayonaise.
10:41 PM - 24 Jul 2009
   
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Joey Chestnut’s Mentor 凡人
@CamusOverEasy
First Rule of Turkey Club: Bacon, lettuce and tomato.
8:54 AM - 27 Nov 2009
   
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Animal Memes
@AnimaIPics
RT @Beef_Tongue: First Rule of Turkey Club: Bacon, lettuce and tomato.
10:26 AM - 27 Nov 2009
   
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Rick After Dark
@RickAfterDark
The first rule of Turkey Club is don’t talk about Turkey Club. The second rule of Turkey Club is extra mayo.
3:24 PM - 3 Jan 2010
   
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Gabe Creek
@Joeburly
First rule of Turkey Club: You don’t forget the third slice of bread. #fb
11:54 AM - 24 Nov 2010
   
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Scatt Walker
@ScattWalker
Always Follow the First Rule of Turkey Club: Just Lightly slather the mayo on the toasted bread, and use only Bacon, lettuce and tomato.
5:15 PM - 31 Jul 2011
 
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First Rule of Turkey Club: Bacon, lettuce and tomato
   
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TheEvilMonkey 【ツ】
@th3evilm0nkey
First Rule of Turkey Club: Bacon, lettuce and tomato #lol
2:48 AM - 25 Jun 2018