A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from January 31, 2018
“Flight attendants go to boarding school”

“Do flight attendants have to go to boarding school?” is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Pundamentalism‏ on September 20, 2011. “When I was six-years-old, my parents sent me off to boarding school.  They were desperate for me to be a flight attendant” was posted on Twitter on July 13, 2013.
 
“Flight attendants go to boarding school” was posted on Twitter on March 27, 2014. “I’d like to think all flight attendants went to boarding school” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on February 1, 2018.
         
“What kind of school do surfers go to?”/“Boarding school” and “What kind of school does a carpenter go to?”/“Boarding school” are similar “boarding school” jokes.
     
   
Wikipedia: Boarding school
A boarding school is a school where pupils live within premises while being given formal instruction. The word “boarding” is used in the sense of “room and board”, i.e. lodging and meals. As they have existed for many centuries, and now extend across many countries, their functioning, codes of conduct and ethos vary greatly. Children in boarding schools study and live during the school year with their fellow students and possibly teachers or administrators. Some boarding schools also have day students who attend the institution during the day and return home in the evenings..
   
Twitter
Pundamentalism‏
@Pundamentalism
@serafinowicz Do flight attendants have to go to boarding school? #PSQA
5:34 PM - 20 Sep 2011
   
Twitter
EraseMeOutBaltimore‏
@EraseMeOutBalt
RT @causticbob: When I was six-years-old, my parents sent me off to boarding school.  They were desperate for me to be a flight attendant.
6:28 AM - 13 Jul 2013
 
Twitter
Eric Duffy‏
@duffscribes
Flight attendants go to boarding school.
12:12 PM - 27 Mar 2014
   
Reddit—Dad Jokes
“We went to boarding school.” (self.dadjokes)
submitted August 7, 2015 by madibt14
“Are you guys flight attendants?”
“No. Why would you all that?”
“Cause y’all know all about boarding.”
     
Twitter
Ric Parker‏
@ImRicParker
As a kid I dreamed of becoming a flight attendant. My dreams were crushed when I couldn’t get into boarding school.
4:08 PM - 27 Aug 2015
 
Twitter
Ryan Brookshire‏
@correctbehavior
Where do flight attendants learn how to be so welcoming?
At boarding school.
3:12 PM - 24 Mar 2016
   
Twitter
Tony Junior‏
@tj_24601
our neighbour is sending their daughter off to boarding school ..... apparently she wants to be a flight attendant
3:19 AM - 14 Jul 2017
 
Reddit—Oneliners
I’d like to think all flight attendants went to boarding school.
submitted February 1, 2018 by Limmy92

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityEducation/Schools • Wednesday, January 31, 2018 • Permalink


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