A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 27, 2018
“For Christmas, I’ve got my wife a telepathic abacus. It’s the thought that counts”

"For christmas I’ve got my wife a telepathic abacus. It’s the thought that counts” is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Robin Flavell on December 20, 2012. “I’ve bought my wife a telepathic abacus. It’s the thought that counts”—without “Christmas”—was posted on Twitter by Robin Flavell on December 18, 2014.

Other abacus jokes include “For Christmas, I bought my wife new beads for her abacus. It’s the little things that count” and “I swallowed an abacus because it’s what’s inside that counts.”


Twitter
Robin Flavell
@RobinFlavell
For christmas I’ve got my wife a telepathic abacus. It’s the thought that counts.
12:42 PM - 20 Dec 2012

Twitter
illogic_al
@illogic_al
This is a @joemaurits-worthy gift. @jacques_aih: For christmas I’ve got my wife a telepathic abacus. It’s the thought that counts.
6:19 PM - 20 Dec 2012

Twitter
Robin Flavell
@RobinFlavell
For christmas I’ve got my wife a telepathic abacus. It’s the thought that counts.
8:30 AM - 4 Dec 2013

Twitter
Robin Flavell
@RobinFlavell
I’ve bought my wife a telepathic abacus.
It’s the thought that counts.
4:00 AM - 18 Dec 2014

Twitter
Christopher Jobe ن‏
@sharky67
Pun of the day:
For his birthday, I got my friend a telepathic abacus. It’s the thought that counts.
9:13 AM - 8 Jul 2018

Twitter
🤣 The Dad Joke Man 😉
@DadJokeMan
I’ve just got my wife a telepathic abacus for her birthday.
It’s the thought that counts… #1PUN #sillysaturday
7:33 AM - 28 Jul 2018

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