A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from September 24, 2020
“Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar…” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A planet version is:
   
“Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar, but they didn’t planet that way.”
   
“Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar, but they didn’t planet that way” was posted on Twitter by wwwdmmmffnn on April 24, 2013. “Planet” is a pun on “plan it.” The joke has been printed on several images.
   
   
Twitter
wwwdmmmffnn
@woodmuffin
Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar, but they didn’t planet that way
4:51 PM · Apr 24, 2013·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter   
DaveyP
@DaveyP2000
Replying to @woodmuffin
Eartha Kitt: originally 3rd RT @woodmuffin: Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar, but they didn’t planet that way
8:39 PM · Apr 24, 2013·Twitter Web Client
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Darkstar600 January 16, 2017
Bruno Mars, Venus Williams and Freddie Mercury walk into a bar
But they didn’t planet that way
     
Facebook
Jokes Made out of Cheese
April 28, 2019 ·
Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar… But they didn’t planet that way.
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/norrisrw August 23, 2019
Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars into a bar…
...But they didn’t planet that way.
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/cinnamontoastcrunch2 September 23, 2020
Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.
But they didn’t planet.

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