Soccer is a low-scoring game. “RT @edheenan: Fuck soccer. If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 mins I’d take my friends to the bar” was posted on Twitter by Bugle Boy (and others) on July 23, 2012. The original tweet is no longer available.

“I don’t like soccer. If I wanted to watch a bunch of guys struggle to score for 90 minutes I would take my friend to the bar.” was posted on Twitter by Nic_Mac on October 7, 2012. “I don’t watch soccer. If I want to watch a bunch of guys struggle to score for 90 minutes I’II take my friends out to a bar” was posted on Twitter by Bob Kostic on November 20, 2022.


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Bugle Boy
@TriGrizzly
RT @edheenan: Fuck soccer. If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 mins I’d take my friends to the bar.
10:17 AM · Jul 23, 2012·Echofon

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Geechie Dan
@Kountach
lls RT @edheenan: Fuck soccer. If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 mins I’d take my friends to the bar.
10:25 AM · Jul 23, 2012·TweetDeck

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Raheel
@BringOnTheLed
Bwahahaha! RT @edheenan: Fuck soccer. If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 mins I’d take my friends to the bar.
10:34 AM · Jul 23, 2012·Twitter for Android

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Bri
@GreeneBri
Watching soccer is painful, if I wanted to watch a bunch of guys struggle to score I’d go to the bar with the baseball team
5:53 PM · Sep 18, 2012·Twitter Web Client

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Nic_Mac
@nicmacrob
I don’t like soccer. If I wanted to watch a bunch of guys struggle to score for 90 minutes I would take my friend to the bar.
9:19 AM · Oct 7, 2012·Twitter for BlackBerry®

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El Jefé
@macattack42
“Screw soccer, if I wanted to watch a bunch of guys struggle to score for 90 minutes I’ll just take my friends out to the bars.” #ha 🍻
2:32 PM · Nov 20, 2012·Echofon

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SquareWheels
@SquareWheelprob
Watch soccer? Ha no thanks… If I wanted to watch a bunch of guys struggle to score for 90 minutes I’d take my friends to the bar.
7:21 PM · Dec 17, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

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0ctavius Rex
@0ctavius_Rex
I don’t watch soccer, if I wanted to watch a bunch of guys struggle to score for 90min I would go to the bar with my friends
12:29 AM · Jul 1, 2013·Twitter for Android

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Arnold Shapiro
@Arnold_Shapiro
Best World Cup chirp :  “If I wanted to watch a bunch of guys struggle to score for an hour and a half then I’d take my friends to a bar”
3:51 PM · May 25, 2014·Twitter for iPad

11 June 2014, Univeristy Wire (Carlsbad, CA), “Soccer haters should still watch the FIFA World Cup” by Michael Kilcoyne, pg. ?:
I, myself, have never been a fan of soccer and describe myself as a hater. As the saying goes, if I wanted to watch someone struggle to score for 90 minutes, I’d take my friends to the bar.

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Tyler Morris
@TyTy_28
“I don’t get this hype about world cup soccer, if I wanted to watch a bunch of guys struggle to score I’d go to the bar with my buddies”
9:09 AM · Jun 27, 2014·Twitter for Android

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Chad Kennedy
@Chadley_12
*Soccer game comes on TV*
Todd- “If I wanted to watch a bunch of guys struggle to score for an hour I’d go to a singles bar”
*Turns channel*
2:16 PM · Jun 20, 2015·Twitter for iPhone

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Robert Frank
@Robertfrank615
“If I wanted to watch a bunch of guys struggle to score for 90 minutes, I’d go to a bar...” - E.S. McDaniel
12:33 PM · Jun 20, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

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Kierran
@kierranfletch
if i wanted to watch a bunch of guys struggle to score for 90 minutes, i’d go to a the pub mate
4:12 PM · Jun 25, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

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Pat Ryan
@Ice_Cold_Pimp
I don’t care about soccer.
If I wanted to watch a bunch of sweaty guys struggle to score for 90 minutes, I’d go to the bar with my friends.
12:42 PM · Mar 2, 2021·Twitter for Android

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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I don’t watch soccer. If I want to watch a bunch of guys struggle to score for 90 minutes I’II take my friends out to a bar.
7:27 AM · Nov 20, 2022·Twitter Web App