“Good morning. I see the assassins have failed” is a jocular morning saying that has been printed on many images. “Good morning, I see the assassins have failed” was posted on Twitter by Lilly on March 19, 2009. The saying probably originated from an image.
Twitter
Lilly
@misschoo
Good morning, I see the assassins have failed.
2:35 PM - 19 Mar 2009
Twitter
Dr Jenny Ortuoste
@DrJennyO
Watching “42 Ways to Kill Hitler” on NatGeo. What?! 42 failed attempts?! “Good morning. I see the assassins have failed.”
5:34 AM - 28 Mar 2009
Twitter
🦄 Rene 🦄
@AgentPink1965
Good Morning…. I see the assassins have failed.
10:33 AM - 30 Apr 2009
Twitter
Erica McVey
@Erica_Wynne
Good morning. I see the assassins have failed. 😊
7:45 AM - 11 May 2009
Google Books
Timeless
By Karisma
Xlibris Corporation (Xlibris.com)
2010
Pg. 83:
“Good morning,” she greeted him brightly. “I see the Assassins have failed. Again.”
Google Books
More One Liners, Jokes and Gags
Compiled by Grant Tucker
London, UK: Biteback Publishing
2013
Pg. ?:
Good morning. I see the assassins have failed.
HuffPost
HOME & LIVING 12/10/2015 07:00 am ET Updated Dec 10, 2015
21 Brutally Honest Coffee Mugs That Nail Your Morning Struggle
No coffee? No talkie.
By Abigail Williams
(...)
Good Morning, I See The Assassins Have Failed Mug, $15
The Sun (London, UK)
NOTE ON YOUR LIFE Parents share the outrageously cheeky notes they’ve received from their children – and some of them are pretty disturbing
By Hayley Richardson
12th October 2017, 2:26 pm Updated: 13th October 2017, 10:27 am
(...)
One note from “Catherine” reads: “Good morning, I see my assassins have failed,” while another asks mum Valerie to “get out of my life”, accompanied with a drawing of an axe.
Google Books
Reality Gold
By Tiffany Brooks
Dunmere Books
2018
Pg. ?:
Her T-shirt today—Good morning. I see the assassins have failed—was not a good sign.
Twitter
RandomSarcasm
@RandomWhoops
Good morning, I see my assassins have failed.
10:18 AM - 19 Aug 2018
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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