A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from April 12, 2019
“Got a job as a human statue. It’s a permanent position”

Many job seekers want a “permanent position.” A “permanent position” doesn’t mean to become a statue, but there are jokes.

“Finally managed to get myself a job as a human statue. Pay isn’t all that great, but at least it’s a permanent position” is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Park Bench on September 12, 2011. “I work as a living statue. It’s a permanent position” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on May 26, 2018. “Got a job as a human statue. It’s a permanent position” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on April 12, 2019.


Twitter
Park Bench
@dognabbit
Finally managed to get myself a job as a human statue. Pay isn’t all that great, but at least it’s a permanent position.
1:28 PM - 12 Sep 2011

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/TommehBoi May 26, 2018
I work as a living statue.
It’s a permanent position.

Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/TommehBoi April 12, 2019
Got a job as a human statue.
It’s a permanent position.

Twitter
3AM
@3AM_Jokes
Got a job as a human statue.... It’s a permanent position.
7:09 PM - 12 Apr 2019

Twitter
Double Lebrontondre
@Trilliam_Yeats
Got a job as a human statue.
It’s a permanent position.
10:06 PM - 12 Apr 2019

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityArt/Sculpture • Friday, April 12, 2019 • Permalink