A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from January 03, 2017
“The doctor told me to lose some weight, so I bought a dog” (joke)

One joke about losing some weight is:
 
“The doctor told me that I need to lose some weight, so I bought a dog, named him ‘Some Weight,’ and lost him.”
 
The joke was posted on Twitter by Marie on March 15, 2016.
 
“Why did the guy name his dog 5 Miles?”/“So every day he can say, ‘I just walked 5 Miles’” is a similar joke.
   
   
Twitter
Maria
‏@ItsLefty_Suckas
Doctor told me I need to loose some wieght, so I bought a dog named some weight and I lost him - @KhadiDon 😂😂😂😂
11:24 PM - 15 Mar 2016
 
Twitter
RaphaelDonLaGhetto
‏@djDonWill
“Doctor said I need to loose weight, so I bought a dog and name him weight… And lost him”
11:26 PM - 15 Mar 2016
 
Twitter
Amber Holloway
‏@Illustrious_me
The doctor told me I need to lose some weight, so I bought a dog and named him Some-weight and I lost him 😂 @KhadiDon
11:56 PM - 15 Mar 2016
 
Twitter
Travis Hilton?
‏@drumsandstuff1
Doctor told me to lose some weight, so I got a dog, named him “some weight” and lost him.
#badumtis
10:08 AM - 17 Mar 2016
 
Twitter
Dabvid
‏@David_Huff24
#JokeWednesday My mom told me to lose some weight, so i bought a dog, named him weight, and lost him🐶
7:39 PM - 23 Mar 2016
 
Twitter
Khrystinah ✨
‏@krobles422
my mom told me to lose some weight so I bought a dog, named him some weight & I lost him. ..😭
11:03 PM - 9 Aug 2016

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Tuesday, January 03, 2017 • Permalink


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