“Had a dream I was at work. Woke up and called off… I ain’t working twice!” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is that the speaker sleeps at work.
“Had a dream I was at work.. woke up and called off!.. I ain’t working twice!..” was posted on Twitter by 🧡Taisha🧡 (and others) on September 7, 2021. The saying probably originated on Facebook, perhaps with this image shown on iFunny.
Twitter
🧡Taisha🧡
@DntLove_NoNigga
Had a dream I was at work.. woke up and called off!.. I ain’t working twice!..
12:58 PM · Sep 7, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
♏️ Sweet P ♏️
@ultimatesweetz
Had a dream I was at work.. woke up and called off!.. I ain’t working twice!..
7:00 PM · Sep 7, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Jeremy
@bestlaugh4ward
Had a dream I was at work.. woke up and called off. I ain’t working twice!
9:34 PM · Sep 7, 2021·Twitter for Android
Twitter
♡ POISON ♡
@Eyevuhhh
Had a dream I was at work.. woke up and called off!.. I ain’t working twice!..
11:08 PM · Sep 7, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Facebook
MY CRAZY WORLD
November 23, 2022 at 6:37 AM ·
Had a dream I
was at work. Woke
up and called off. I
ain’t working twice!
iFunny
nochill1
12 feb 2022
I had a dream I was at work so I woke up and called off I ain’t working twice
iFunny
YxngGodz
30 jul 2022
Keith Robinson Jr. Had a dream I was at work.. woke up and called off I ain’t working twice
Twitter
koko✨
@eclectic_beckz
Had a dream I was at work.. Woke Up and called off I ain’t working twice 🌚
4:22 AM · Sep 1, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
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primarymanshed2 October 2, 2022
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HAD A DREAM I WAS AT WORK, WOKE UP AND CALLED OFF… I AIN’T WORKING TWICE
Facebook
More Crazy Stuff
October 8, 2022 at 6:00 AM ·
HAD A DREAM I WAS AT
WORK. WOKE UP AND
CALLED OFF… I AIN’T
WORKING TWICE!
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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