A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 08, 2018
“Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help”

"Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed in many images. Hamburger Helper is a packaged food product. The joke implies psychological help.

“Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help” was posted on Twitter by Erika on March 10, 2011.


Wikipedia: Hamburger Helper
Hamburger Helper is a packaged food product from General Mills and is sold as a part of the Betty Crocker brand. It consists of boxed pasta bundled with packets of powdered sauce and seasonings.

The contents of each box are combined with browned ground beef, water, and occasionally milk to create a complete dish.

Twitter
Erika
@TrolleyCat
Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help.
12:18 PM - 10 Mar 2011

Twitter
Charlie Wollborg
@CharlieCurve
LOL RT @TrolleyCat: “Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help.”
4:32 PM - 10 Mar 2011

Twitter
FunnyOneLiners
@Funnyoneliners
Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help.
RT @TrolleyCat
1:12 PM - 12 Mar 2011

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wollybyrde
9/9/11
(...)
Hamburger Helper only works if first the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help.

Twitter
Amanda Ann
@Mandamonium_
Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help.
10:41 PM - 28 Mar 2017

Twitter
donni saphire
@donni
Hamburger Helper only works if a hamburger has the courage to ask for help
5:55 PM - 20 Aug 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Sunday, July 08, 2018 • Permalink