“Bologna/Baloney” sounds like “below knee,” and there are jokes.
“What do you call a piece of meat stuck to your shins? Below-knee” was posted on Twitter by mason on July 2, 2014. “Have a piece of meat on your shin? That’s bologna” was posted on Twitter by Jay Jillard on January 30, 2015. “What is the best kind of meat to put on your shins? Bologna” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on January 6, 2021.
“What’s the opposite of above knee?”/“Baloney” and “What’s the opposite of bologna?”/“Above knee” are related riddles.
Wikipedia: Bologna sausage
Bologna sausage, also called baloney (/bəˈloʊni/), is a sausage derived from mortadella, a similar-looking, finely ground pork sausage containing cubes of pork fat, originally from the Italian city of Bologna (IPA: [boˈloɲɲa]).
Twitter
mason
@MASNOfficial
What do you call a piece of meat stuck to your shins?
Below-knee.
3:40 AM · Jul 2, 2014·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Jay Jillard
@JayJillard
Have a piece of meat on your shin? That’s bologna.
11:52 AM · Jan 30, 2015·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Hollywood
@xIAMHOLLYWOODx
I just wrote a five star joke.
What lunch meat do you keep on your shin?
Bologna
8:26 PM · Jan 16, 2016·Echofon
Twitter
ItzMuzikB*tch!
@MuzikalGeenyus
@DashieXP #threep
Take some lunch meat…
Put it on your shin…
Congratulations you just got some bologna!
12:50 AM · Aug 19, 2017·Twitter for Android
Twitter
YARI
@Yarida19
What do you call lunch meat that’s on your shin?
-@hitomigee
4:16 PM · Feb 5, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/dinodude47 January 6, 2021
What is the best kind of meat to put on your shins?
Bologna
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
Recent entries:
•“Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home” (4/23)
•“I’m a better person when I’m tan and holding a margarita” (4/23)
•“You ARE a good driver. That curb DOESN’T belong there” (4/23)
•“‘It’s been a long week.’—Me, in the middle of Tuesday” (4/23)
•“Buying frozen pizza is such a lie. ‘Oh I’ll save this for when I don’t feel like cooking’. Surprise, surprise. Day one” (4/22)
More new entries...
Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
This site is edited by Barry Popik. These are the Cookies and Privacy Policies.