A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

Recent entries:
Entry forthcoming (7/1)
Entry forthcoming (7/1)
Entry forthcoming (7/1)
Entry forthcoming (7/1)
“So a hipster walks into a bar and says, ‘This bar sucks, It’s full of hipsters‘“ (bar joke) (7/1)
More new entries...

A  B  C  D  E  F  G  H  I  J  K  L  M  N  O  P  Q  R  S  T  U  V  W  X  Y  Z


Entry from May 31, 2020
“Have you been traumatized by the toilet paper shortage? You may be entitled to constipation”

The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in panic buying—and shortages—of toilet paper.

“HAVE YOU BEEN TRAUMATIZED BY THE SHORTAGE OF TOILET PAPER? YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO CONSTIPATION!” was posted on Facebook by Ray Lauff on March 15, 2020. The line is a parody of the attorney commercial, “You may be entitled to compensation.”

“Forced to wear glasses and a mask at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation” is a similar coronavirus joke. 


Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreak
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). The outbreak was first identified in Wuhan, Hubei, China, in December 2019, and was recognised as a pandemic by the World Health Organization (WHO) on 11 March 2020.

Facebook
Ray Lauff
· March 15, 2020 ·
YOU may be entitled!
HAVE YOU BEEN TRAUMATIZED BY THE SHORTAGE OF TOILET PAPER?
YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO CONSTIPATION!

Facebook
Marci Jacks
March 16, 2020
HAVE YOU BEEN TRAUMATIZED BY THE SHORTAGE OF TOILET PAPER?
YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION!

Facebook
Jonathan Lewis
March 17, 2020 ·
Suffering from TP-itus or paper-4-da-holio? These guys wipe up messes! #fortheTP #chaminandcharmin #savesomerollsfortheolds — with Laine Lewis.
HAVE YOU BEEN TRAUMATIZED BY THE SHORTAGE OF TOILET PAPER?
YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO CONSTIPATION!

Facebook
Garnett Gregory
March 19, 2020 ·
Or, you may be entitled to constipation.
Marci Jacks
March 16

Facebook
Ken Lonie
March 28, 2020 ·
If you have been traumatised by the toilet paper scare. You may be entitled to constipation.

Facebook
Just For Jokes
April 1, 2020 ·
Have you been traumatise by the toilet paper shortage?
You may be entitled to constipation

Twitter
Noticer Chick
@AnyaChicca
Have you been traumatized by the Toilet Paper Shortage?
You may be entitled to Constipation
8:09 PM · Apr 6, 2020·Twitter Web App

Twitter
U-R AteUpWithTheDumba$$
@realitychk2020
Replying to @SenSchumer
Have you been traumatized by the Toilet Paper Shortage?
You may be entitled to Constipation
10:12 PM · Apr 6, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
MikeSixer
@MikeSixer
Have you or a loved one been traumatized by the toilet paper shortage?
Call now and you may be entitled to constipation!
8:15 AM · Apr 28, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Facebook
Sheila Carlson
May 14, 2020 ·
Have you or a loved one been traumatized by a lack of toilet paper? You may be entitled to constipation.
Call the law offices Farfrompoopin,
NOW!

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityGovernment/Law/Politics/Military • Sunday, May 31, 2020 • Permalink