"Tried Blindfolded archery ? you dont know what your missing” is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Martyn’ Taff ‘Jones on December 5, 2011. “Just tried an amazing new sport, ‘Blindfolded Archery.’ You don’t know what you’re missing” was posted on Twitter by One O’Clock Pun on August 9, 2012.
“Have you ever tried blindfolded archery? You don’t know what you’re missing” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on May 14, 2018.
Twitter
Martyn’ Taff ‘Jones
@The_Real_Taff
Tried Blindfolded archery ? you dont know what your missing.
3:35 PM - 5 Dec 2011
Twitter
One O’Clock Pun ™
@OneOclockPun
Just tried an amazing new sport, ‘Blindfolded Archery.’ You don’t know what you’re missing.
#edfringe #OneOclockPun #London2012
8:00 AM - 9 Aug 2012
Twitter
Sandi Smith
@SandiSmiff
If you haven’t tried archery yet, you don’t know what you’re missing. #tweehee
5:34 AM - 14 Sep 2012
Twitter
Marty Lawrence
@TeaAndCopy
If you haven’t tried blindfolded archery before, you don’t know what you’re missing.
11:10 AM - 6 Aug 2013
Twitter
Hemsy
@PhillHemsworth
Ever played bind-fold Archery? You don’t know what your missing !!
2:59 PM - 6 Jul 2015
Twitter
Gizzy
@gizm0j0e
Has anyone ever tried doing archery blindfolded?
You don’t know what you’re missing.
1:52 PM - 14 Sep 2015
Twitter
Geoff
@barnestoneworth
Have you ever tried blindfold archery?
You don’t know what you’re missing.
9:11 AM - 6 May 2018
Reddit—Jokes
Have you ever tried blind folded archery?
submitted May 14, 2018 by WouldYouKindly69
You don’t know what you’re missing.
LaffGaff
By laffgaff May 16, 2018
Blind Folded Archery Joke
Have you ever tried blind folded archery?
You don’t know what you’re missing.
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