A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from March 19, 2018
“Have you seen the hypnosis website?”/“Yes, but it put me to sleep.”

A hypnosis website pun is:
   
Q: Have you seen the hypnosis website?
A: Yes, but it put me to sleep.

 
The hypnosis joke has been cited in print since at least 2001.
 
   
Scatty—Internet Jokes (March 9, 2001)
Have you seen the hypnosis website ?
Yes but it put me to sleep
   
Yahoo! Answers (April 13, 2008)
Its kids time folks are these funny?
(...)
Have you seen the hypnosis website ?
Yes but it put me to sleep
 
XciteFun.net
STUPEFIED - Have you ever seen?
Post by suchitra » Nov 21, 2008
(...)
Have you seen the hypnosis website?
yes, but it put me to sleep.
 
Google Books
The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes:
Humour for the whole family

Edited by Geoff Tibballs
London, UK :Constable & Robinson Ltd
2011
Pg. ?:
Have you seen the hypnosis website?
Yes, but it put me to sleep.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityMedia/Newspapers/Magazines/Internet • Monday, March 19, 2018 • Permalink


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