A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from July 21, 2019
“Healthy eagles come from America. Ill eagles come from Mexico”

“Ill eagle” sounds like “illegal.” “Why are there so many ill eagles in Mexico? Since they鈥檙e the national bird of the US, shouldn鈥檛 we be helping them?” was posted on Reddit—Shittyaskscience on May 15, 2016.
 
“Healthy eagles come from America. But ill eagles come from Mexico” is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Krym Nash on June 15, 2019. “Healthy eagles come from America. Ill eagles come from Mexico” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on July 21, 2019.
       
“What鈥檚 the difference between ‘unlawful’ and ‘illegal’?”/“‘Unlawful’ means ‘against the law.’ ‘Illegal’ (ill eagle) is a sick bird” is another “ill eagle” joke.
 
       
Wikipedia: Bald eagle
The bald eagle is both the national bird and national animal of the United States of America. The bald eagle appears on its seal. In the late 20th century it was on the brink of extirpation in the contiguous United States. Populations have since recovered and the species was removed from the U.S. government’s list of endangered species on July 12, 1995 and transferred to the list of threatened species. It was removed from the List of Endangered and Threatened Wildlife in the Lower 48 States on June 28, 2007.
   
Twitter
Rex Parker馃徆馃徆馃徆
@rexparker
Ill eagles can’t get proper care in Mexico. Why don’t you understand, you heartless bastards!? #cnndebate #tweetthepress,
9:36 PM 路 Nov 22, 2011 路 Twitter Web Client
 
Reddit—Shittyaskscience
Posted by u/lenbedesma
Not-Rocket Scientist May 15, 2016
Why are there so many ill eagles in Mexico? Since they’re the national bird of the US, shouldn’t we be helping them?
 
Twitter
Krym Nash
@Str8OuttaCrimea
Healthy eagles come from America. But ill eagles come from Mexico.
9:39 PM 路 Jun 15, 2019 路 Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Krym Nash
@Str8OuttaCrimea
Healthy eagles come from America. Ill eagles come from Mexico #Trump #MAGA #tcot #StopIllegalImmigration #BuildTheWall #Trump2020 #KAG #KAG2020 #MAGA2020 #QAnon #WWG1WGA
11:21 PM 路 Jun 18, 2019 路 Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/wackoclown July 21, 2019
Healthy eagles come from America.
Ill eagles come from Mexico.
COMMENTS
InternetUserPET
I’m Mexican and I approve of this Joke
 
RandomStuff_77399
My father is Mexican and I laughed at this for more than I should have
     
Twitter
Spod1000
@spod1000
Accordeing to the American President all of the healthy eagles come from America
And ill eagles come from Mexico
8:28 PM 路 Jul 21, 2019 路 Twitter Web App
 
Twitter
Jokes OK Please
@jokesokplease
Healthy eagles come from America.. Ill eagles come from Mexico. #joke
4:10 AM 路 Jul 22, 2019 路 Twee Love

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