A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from December 08, 2014
“Hey autocorrect, quit tampering with my curse words, you mother forklift”

“Hey autocorrect, quit tampering with my curse words, you mother forklift” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many ecards. The saying has been cited on Twitter since October 11, 2011.
 
“Autocorrect can be your worst enema” and “Autocorrect makes me type things I didn’t Nintendo” are similar sayings.
 
 
Wikipedia: Autocorrection
Text replacement, replace-as-you-type or AutoCorrect is an automatic data validation function commonly found in word processors such as Microsoft Word and text editing interfaces for Apple Inc. products including the iPod, iPhone and the iPad. Its principal purpose is as part of the spell checker to correct common spelling or typing errors, saving time for the user. It is also used to automatically format text or insert special characters by recognizing particular character usage, saving the user from having to use more tedious functions.
   
Rottenecards
ecard text: Hey auto correct, quit tampering with my curse words, you MOTHER FORKLIFT!
(No date is on the entry, but Google gives this a date of October 11, 2011.—ed.)
   
Twitter
Pimp Trill Clinton
‏@PimpBillClinton
Hey auto correct, quit tampering with my curse words, you mother forklift.
5:17 PM - 11 Oct 2011
 
Twitter
Bradyn Austin
‏@BradynAustin
Hey auto correct, quit tampering with my curse words, you mother forklift!
5:18 PM - 11 Oct 2011
 
Deviant Art
Day Of Quotes
by TheHogwartian, Dec 1, 2011, 6:45:44 PM
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Hey auto correct, quit tampering with my curse words, you mother forklift.
 
Twitter
Not Will Ferrell
‏@itsWillyFerrell
I hate you autocorrect, you mother forklift.
7:30 PM - 2 Sep 2012
   
flickr
Taken on September 24, 2014
Lulu Hoeller
Hey auto correct. Quit tampering with my curse words, you mother forklift.
 
Twitter
First World Pains
‏@FirstPainss
Hey spellcheck, stop auto-correcting my cuss words, you mother forklift.
7:30 PM - 7 Dec 2014

Posted by Barry Popik
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