Parked cars usually don’t get into accidents, but there is a joke. “Damn girl are you a parked car because I was really drunk when I hit that” was posted on Twitter by “Mall Santa (in training)” on September 4, 2013.
“Damn girl, are you a parked car? Because I was drunk as fuck when I hit that” was posted on Twitter by “Girl, are you… ” on September 7, 2017.
“Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?” is a related joke.
Twitter
Mall Santa (in training)
@SortaBad
Damn girl are you a parked car because I was really drunk when I hit that
8:29 PM - 4 Sep 2013
Twitter
Chris
@chrismaffia
Damn girl are you a parked car because I was really drunk when I hit that
8:59 PM - 4 Sep 2013
Twitter
Michael Paul Dean II
@Michael_Dean2
Damn girl are you a parked car? Cuz I was trashed when I hit that 😂😂😂
9:24 PM - 4 Sep 2013 from Akron, OH
Twitter
Girl, are you…
@GirlAreYou
Damn girl, are you a parked car?
Because I was drunk as fuck when I hit that.
1:31 PM - 7 Sep 2013
Twitter
Girl, are you…
@GirlAreYou
Damn girl, are you a parked car?
Because I was drunk as fuck when I hit that.
7:00 PM - 21 May 2014
Reddit—Jokes
Damn girl are you a parked car?
submitted December 17, 2017 by Wtfisgoinonhere
Because I would have to be drunk as fuck to hit that
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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