A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from September 15, 2017
“Hey, if anyone knows how to fix some broken hinges, my door’s always open”

"My door is always open”—meaning that one is welcome—is what some administrators and businesspeople say. “If anyone out there is interested in learning how to fix hinges, my door is always open” is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Richard Carroll on June 13, 2014.

Comedian Paul F. Taylor said at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe in 2016:

“Hey, if anyone knows how to fix some broken hinges, my door’s always open.”


Twitter
Richard 🏳️‍🌈Carroll‏
@Richard_Carroll
If anyone out there is interested in learning how to fix hinges, my door is always open.
8:43 AM - 13 Jun 2014

iNews (UK)
The 50 Best Jokes of the Edinburgh Fringe 2016
by Alice Jones
Monday, August 22, 2016
(...)
Hey, if anyone knows how to fix some broken hinges, my door’s always open.
Paul F Taylor, Bannerman’s 4.15pm

Twitter
Tutor2u Geoff‏
@tutor2uGeoff
If anyone knows how to fix some broken hinges, my door’s always open.
1:41 PM - 22 Aug 2016

Twitter
David King‏
@davidkingmozart
“Hey, if anyone knows how to fix some broken hinges, my door’s always open.” - Paul F Taylor.
1:46 AM - 23 Aug 2016

Twitter
The Limerick Joker‏
@LimerickJoker
“Hey, if anyone knows how to fix some broken hinges, my door’s always open.”
Paul F Taylor
11:21 AM - 27 Aug 2016

The Scotsman (UK)
50 of the best jokes and one-liners from the Edinburgh Fringe
Published: 13:19
Friday 04 August 2017
(...)
“Hey, if anyone knows how to fix some broken hinges, my door’s always open.” Paul F. Taylor (2016)

Reddit—Oneliners
“Hey, if anyone knows how to fix some broken hinges, my door’s always open.” (self.oneliners)
submitted September 16, 2017 by HoffmanLensPunkUk

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Friday, September 15, 2017 • Permalink