A restaurant joke was posted on an image on imgflip on September 10, 2022:
   
(The following is shown on an image. A customer—it appears to be a Subway restaurant—is looking to buy a cookie.—ed.)
(Customer - -ed.) “Hi, I’d like to buy a cookie with chocolate chips.”
(Restaurant employee.—ed.) “Sorry, we only accept cash.”
   
“I tried to buy a hot dog with ketchup, but the vendor would only accept cash,” “I went to a deli and said, ‘I’d like to buy a bagel with cream cheese…‘“ and “I’d like to buy a ham and cheese baguette with pickles.”/“Sorry, we only take cash or card” are similar jokes.
 
“I tried paying taxes with a smile, but the IRS wanted cash” is a similar saying.
   
 
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Oh English, you naught, naughty fellow
Made by imBARF 3 days ago (September 10, 2022.—ed.)
(The following is shown on an image. A customer—it appears to be a Subway restaurant—is looking to buy a cookie.—ed.)
(Customer - -ed.) “Hi, I’d like to buy a cookie with chocolate chips.”
(Restaurant employee.—ed.) “Sorry, we only accept cash.”
 
The Patriot Post
SEPTEMBER 13, 2022
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(The following is shown on an image. A customer—it appears to be a Subway restaurant—is looking to buy a cookie.—ed.)
(Customer - -ed.) “Hi, I’d like to buy a cookie with chocolate chips.”
(Restaurant employee.—ed.) “Sorry, we only accept cash.”