A “house salad” is the regular salad of an American restaurant. It’s not made of a house or served to a house.
“House salads imply the existence of apartment and condominium salads” was posted on Twitter by palmer on July 21, 2020. “the house salad implies the existence of the apartment salad” was posted on Twitter by blake on November 28, 2021.
There are “house music” jokes. “Why does this restaurant have a house salad but no techno salad ??” was posted on Twitter by MASTERIA on September 23, 2020. “a ‘house salad’ implies the existence of an electronic salad” was posted on Twitter by caleb ♡ on November 26, 2021. “The existence of a house salad implies the existence of a drum and bass salad” was posted on Twitter by xelxsix on May 27, 2023.
Merriam-Wesbter Dictionary
house salad
noun
US
: the regular salad in a U.S. restaurant
Twitter
palmer
@ftiltfair
House salads imply the existence of apartment and condominium salads
9:28 PM · Jul 21, 2020
Twitter
MASTERIA
@itsmasteria
Why does this restaurant have a house salad but no techno salad ??
12:01 PM · Sep 23, 2020
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Paige
@Paigemackyy
house salad implies the
existence of techno burger
12:57 PM · Oct 13, 2021
Twitter
caleb ♡
@flowerboycaleb
a “house salad” implies the existence of an electronic salad
5:18 PM · Nov 26, 2021
Twitter
blake
@blakeslun
the house salad implies the existence of the apartment salad
7:37 PM · Nov 28, 2021
Twitter
VΛLLΛ-CHΛN
@valla_chan
A house salad implies the existence of a feral, undomesticated salad
3:34 AM · Nov 20, 2022
Twitter
xelxsix
@xelxsix
The existence of a house salad implies the existence of a drum and bass salad
10:19 PM · May 27, 2023
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