A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from October 10, 2017
“How do you cure someone with a pumpkin spice addiction?"/"Apply the pumpkin patch.”

A pumpkin “patch” (where pumpkins grow) is not the same as a nicotine “patch” (used for nicotine replacement therapy), but there have been several jokes. “‘@timhawkinscomic: I started using a pumpkin patch to kick my addiction to pumpkin.’ Does that work for Pumpkin Spice Latte?” was posted on Twitter on October 28, 2012. “Wait so a ‘pumpkin patch’ isn’t like a nicotine patch for white girls and their pumpkin spice addiction?” was posted on Twitter on October 21, 2014.

“How do you cure someone with a pumpkin spice addiction?"/"Apply the pumpkin patch” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on October 10, 2017.

“How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?"/"With a pumpkin patch” is a similar riddle.


Twitter
Michael Lettner‏
@lettner
“@timhawkinscomic: I started using a pumpkin patch to kick my addiction to pumpkin.” Does that work for Pumpkin Spice Latte?
8:43 AM - 28 Oct 2012

Twitter
Jeff Angcanan‏
@Jeff_Angcanan
Craving for pumpkin pie...and pumpkin spice latte!! ( to curb my pumpkin addiction, I got a pumpkin patch but I left it at home...)
9:47 PM - 23 Nov 2012

Twitter
MRSA‏
@marissax426
Pumpkin patch: the latest technique for helping white girls to get over their pumpkin spice latte addiction. Apply to forearm.
7:05 PM - 25 Sep 2013

Twitter
Ironwang‏
@IronWang
People who can’t kick the pumpkin spice addiction should try the patch…
*lowers sunglasses
The Pumpkin Patch.
8:55 PM - 9 Oct 2014

Twitter
Nate Smith‏
@natesmithimprov
I’m trying to get over my pumpkin spice addiction so I got the pumpkin patch.
9:11 AM - 10 Oct 2014

Twitter
chet porter‏
@chetporter
wait so a “pumpkin patch” isn’t like a nicotine patch for white girls and their pumpkin spice addiction?
3:33 PM - 21 Oct 2014

Twitter
That Mothafucka‏
@Sal0630
A nicotine patch, but for pumpkin spice latte addiction.
A “pumpkin patch” if you will.
3:46 PM - 22 Oct 2014

Reddit—Jokes
How do you cure someone with a pumpkin spice addiction?
submitted October 10, 2017 by Wal-Flower
Apply the pumpkin patch.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Tuesday, October 10, 2017 • Permalink