“A tractor” sounds like “attract her.” A riddle was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on February 7, 2019:
Q: How do you get a farm girl to like you?
A: A tractor.
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/leve1e1even February 7, 2019
How do you get a farm girl to like you?
A tractor.
Twitter
keepingitcreel
@Keepingitcreel
How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.
10:23 PM - 7 Feb 2019
Twitter
Dad Jokes by dadbot
@dadbot2000
How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.
(Reddit is linked.—ed.)
3:13 AM - 8 Feb 2019
Twitter
A. Rascal
@rascality
hey
sup
need a farm joke
why
i just need one ok stat
ok ok how do you get a farm girl to like you
how
you a tractor / a-tract-her
lol perfect thanks i owe you one bro
no sweat
8:54 AM - 8 Feb 2019
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
How do you get a farm girl to like you?
A tractor.
4:11 PM - 8 Feb 2019
LaffGaff
By laffgaff February 11, 2019
Farm Girl Joke
How do you get a farm girl to like you?
A tractor.
Twitter
Jokes OK Please
@jokesokplease
How do you seduce a farm girl?. A tractor. #joke
5:10 AM - 12 Feb 2019
Twitter
Mr. Drinks On Me
@Mr_DrinksOnMe
How do you seduce a farm girl?
A tractor.
12:20 AM - 13 Feb 2019
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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