A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from February 14, 2019
“How do you get a farm girl to like you?"/"A tractor.”

"A tractor” sounds like “attract her.” A riddle was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on February 7, 2019:

Q: How do you get a farm girl to like you?
A: A tractor.



Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/leve1e1even February 7, 2019
How do you get a farm girl to like you?
A tractor.

Twitter
keepingitcreel
@Keepingitcreel
How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.
10:23 PM - 7 Feb 2019

Twitter
Dad Jokes by dadbot
@dadbot2000
How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.
(Reddit is linked.—ed.)
3:13 AM - 8 Feb 2019

Twitter
A. Rascal
@rascality
hey
sup
need a farm joke
why
i just need one ok stat
ok ok how do you get a farm girl to like you
how
you a tractor / a-tract-her
lol perfect thanks i owe you one bro
no sweat
8:54 AM - 8 Feb 2019

Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
How do you get a farm girl to like you?
A tractor.
4:11 PM - 8 Feb 2019

LaffGaff
By laffgaff February 11, 2019
Farm Girl Joke
How do you get a farm girl to like you?
A tractor.

Twitter
Jokes OK Please
@jokesokplease
How do you seduce a farm girl?. A tractor. #joke
5:10 AM - 12 Feb 2019

Twitter
Mr. Drinks On Me
@Mr_DrinksOnMe
How do you seduce a farm girl?
A tractor.
12:20 AM - 13 Feb 2019

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