Greek architecture is known for its Doric, Ionic, and Corinthian columns. “Column” sounds like “call him” or “call ‘em.”
     
A riddle was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on April 20, 2017:
     
Q: How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
A: You column.
       
   
Reddit—Classical order
Greek orders
There are three distinct orders in Ancient Greek architecture: Doric, Ionic, and Corinthian. These three were adopted by the Romans, who modified their capitals. The Roman adoption of the Greek orders took place in the 1st century BC. The three ancient Greek orders have since been consistently used in European Neoclassical architecture.
   
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/slmckay73 April 20, 2017
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
     
Twitter
Ryan Gosling
@FOX152
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
9:48 AM · Apr 21, 2017 from ALBANY, GA·Tweetbot for iΟS
 
Twitter
Andrew Furst
@a_furst
How to contact a Greek Architect?
You column…
5:30 PM · May 6, 2017·Buffer
   
Twitter
Julian
@UndeadLlama
How do you get ahold of a member of the Greek senate? You column.
12:23 AM · Apr 20, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Yiedrik May 20, 2018
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
   
Twitter
Sanchit Jain
@theupsetting
How do you compliment the Greek architects on their amazing gift to the world?
You column.
7:40 PM · Sep 27, 2019·Twitter for Android