“How do you get into college?” usually refers to being accepted at a college, but there are jokes.
“‘My son got into DeVry’ ‘what’d he have to do? Open the door?’ haha” was posted on Twitter by John C. Stark on August 12, 2011. “How do you get into college? Through the front doors. Duh” was posted on Twitter by Wolfgang Wang on July 11, 2013. “How do you get into college? Through the door” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on February 19, 2021.
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John C. Stark
@MustachedSID
”@brittanysue__: “My son got into DeVry” “what’d he have to do? Open the door?” haha walk through it to get into University of Phoenix.
12:09 AM · Aug 12, 2011·Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Wolfgang Wang
@LamWangGetEm
How do you get into college? Through the front doors. Duh.
8:36 PM · Jul 11, 2013·Twitter for Android
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Karl Sharro
@KarlreMarks
Awful joke alert:
‘How do you get into the Frankfurt School?’
‘Through a door, no?’
4:02 AM · Jun 7, 2018·Twitter for Android
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TardigradeOrTardigradest?
@_some_name_here
Replying to @numberonepal
Reminds me of that old joke:
“How do you get into ITT Tech?”
“Walk through the door.”
5:36 PM · Dec 8, 2020·Twitter for Android
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kathleen Lofendo
@KLofendo
Replying to @PeppLawOnline
How do you get into Pepperdine Law school? Through the front door.
7:37 PM · Jan 14, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Hamsternoir February 19, 2021
How do you get into college?
Through the door
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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