“How do you know if someone is a vegan?”/“Don’t worry, they’ll tell you” is a classic joke. There is a version for bitcoin.
   
“How do you know when someone is a Bitcoin enthusiast? Don’t worry; they’ll tell you 😉” was posted on Reddit—Bitcoin on November 21, 2013. “How do you tell if someone is invested in Bitcoin? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you” was posted on Twitter by Hendra on October 3, 2017. “How do you know if someone is investing in bitcoin? They tell you” was posted on Twitter by Owen Says Go on November 25, 2017. “How can you tell if someone invests in bitcoin?  Don’t worry, they WILL tell you about it…” was posted on Twitter by Steve means Steve on December 9, 2017. “How can you tell when someone owns Bitcoin? Don’t worry, they’ll fucking tell you” was posted on Twitter by Tank.Sinatra on December 11, 2017. “how do you know someone is a bitcoin enthusiast? don’t worry. they’ll tell you” was posted on Twitter by Buttcoin on June 22, 2019. “How do you know someone is invested in Bitcoin?  Don’t worry, they’ll tell you, over and over again.  #BitCoin” was posted on Twitter by KP Kelly on June 23, 2019.
 
“How do you know if a #Bitcoin owner is at your party? He’ll tell you” was posted on Twitterby xEden⚡ on November 25, 2020. “How can you tell who owns bitcoin at a party? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on November 29, 2021.
   
“Q. How can you tell someone uses the anonymous cryptocurrency bitcoin? A: they’ll tell you, every day” was posted on Twitter by neil online on March 6, 2014. “how do you know somebody’s a #crypto trader? They’ll tell you! $btc $eth #ether #bitcoin” was posted on Twitter by Dr Thomas Wright on September 23, 2017. “How do you know if someone has a cryptocurrency… don’t worry they’ll tell you” was posted on Twitter by Geoffrey Emerson on March 1, 2018. “Question: How do you know if someone is holding cryptocurrency? Answer: Don’t worry, they’ll tell you” was posted on Twitter by Cat Anderson on April 25, 2018. “How can you tell if someone is into crypto..? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you” was posted on Twitter by John Bowen on September 14, 2019. “Wanna know if someone is into crypto? Don’t worry—they’ll tell you” was posted on Twitter by Jason Patterson on April 29, 2020. “How do you know if someone invests in Crypto? Don’t worry they’ll tell you. #Crypto #cryptocurrency” was posted on Twitter by Devansh Jhaveri on June 12, 2021.
 
           
Wikipedia: Bitcoin
Bitcoin (₿) is a decentralized digital currency, without a central bank or single administrator, that can be sent from user to user on the peer-to-peer bitcoin network without the need for intermediaries. Transactions are verified by network nodes through cryptography and recorded in a public distributed ledger called a blockchain. The cryptocurrency was invented in 2008 by an unknown person or group of people using the name Satoshi Nakamoto.
     
Reddit—Bitcoin
Posted by u/joshua1237 November 21, 2013
How do you know when someone is a Bitcoin enthusiast? Don’t worry; they’ll tell you 😉
i.imgur.com/n04Vky…
 
Twitter
neil online
@ne8il
Q. How can you tell someone uses the anonymous cryptocurrency bitcoin? A: they’ll tell you, every day
11:37 AM · Mar 6, 2014·Twitter for Android
     
Twitter
Ryan Wilcox
@rwilcox
Replying to @Pinboard
@Pinboard it’s the old joke: How do you tell that someone paid for their ticket with bitcoin? Oh, they’ll tell you…
4:05 PM · Aug 5, 2015·Hibari
   
Twitter
Wyatt Makedonski
@wyatt_yy
Replying to @levie
How do you know if someone made money off of Bitcoin? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you
11:17 PM · Sep 4, 2017·Twitter for Android
 
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Dr Thomas Wright
@enviroanth
Replying to @Jaxx_Support
how do you know somebody’s a #crypto trader? They’ll tell you! $btc $eth #ether #bitcoin
1:46 PM · Sep 23, 2017·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Hendra
@_hdra
How do you tell if someone is invested in Bitcoin?
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
Seriously.
9:58 AM · Oct 3, 2017·Twitter for Android
     
Twitter
𝐌 𝐄 𝐓 𝐊 𝐈 𝐒
@metkis
How do you know your bud mines crypto currency? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
8:05 AM · Oct 29, 2017·Twitter for iPad
 
Twitter
Will DePeri
@WillieDMVP
How do you know somebody own #bitcoin?
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
6:26 PM · Nov 20, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Owen Says Go
@OwenSaysGo
How do you know if someone is investing in bitcoin?
They tell you.
3:40 PM · Nov 25, 2017 from Westville, South Africa·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Ido Ish-Hurwitz
@idoish
There’s an old joke -
“How do you recognize a vegan?
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.”
So how do you recognize a bitcoin owner?
11:40 AM · Nov 29, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Adam Marcus
@AdamHaim
How do you know someone owns a #Bitcoin? They tell you. #BTCUSD
2:15 PM · Dec 4, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Mike Sharman
@mikesharman
Q: How do you know if someone has Bitcoin?
A: They’ll tell you, smugly.
4:05 AM · Dec 8, 2017·TweetDeck
 
Twitter
Steve means Steve
@BroadcastNews5
Replying to @FurysFightPicks
How can you tell if someone invests in bitcoin?  Don’t worry, they WILL tell you about it…
2:17 PM · Dec 9, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Tank.Sinatra
@GeorgeResch
How can you tell when someone owns Bitcoin?
Don’t worry, they’ll fucking tell you.
10:55 PM · Dec 11, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
     
Twitter
CircleToonsHD
@CircleToonsHD
How do you know if someone bought bitcoin?
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you
11:59 AM · Dec 12, 2017·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Coños of Manila
@ManilaConyos
How do you know if someone owns bitcoin? Oh, believe me they’ll fucking tell you.
8:36 AM · Dec 16, 2017·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Red Arrow
@redarrow_posts
How can you tell if one of your friends invests in bitcoin?
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Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
9:06 PM · Jan 1, 2018 from Pennsylvania, USA·Twitter for Android
     
Twitter
Sartorial Thug (Secretary of State for Bounders)
@SartorialThug
Replying to @buntyhoven
How do you know that someone is a bitcoin investor?
Don’t worry, they will tell you.
They (we) are the new vegans
5:03 AM · Feb 4, 2018·Twitter for Android
       
Twitter
Geoffrey Emerson
@TheJeffster
How do you know if someone has a cryptocurrency… don’t worry they’ll tell you.
Working with Decentralization ID we often run into the misconception of what a utility token is, but despair no longer, our beta app is ready and can be tested with a real-t…
linkedin.com
Geoffrey Emerson on LinkedIn: How do you know if someone has a cryptocurrency… don’t worry they’ll
How do you know if someone has a cryptocurrency… don’t worry they’ll tell you. Working with Decentralization ID we often run into the misconception ...
8:28 AM · Mar 1, 2018·LinkedIn
 
Twitter
Cat Anderson
@lagataUX
Question: How do you know if someone is holding cryptocurrency?
Answer: Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
2:01 PM · Apr 25, 2018·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
Allison
@Allierainexoxo
How can you tell if someone is a vegan, a Bitcoin Investor or went to an Ivy League school?
They’ll tell you.
4:07 AM · Nov 28, 2018·Twitter Web Client
         
Twitter
cryptomodel
@cryptomodel
How do you know if someone is into #Bitcoin?
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you…
2:29 PM · Dec 4, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
     
Twitter
Matt Pennig
@pennig
Replying to @jina
How do you know somebody is into cryptocurrency?
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you. They will fucking tell you. Don’t think for a second that they won’t tell you.
3:31 PM · Mar 1, 2019·Tweetbot for Mac
 
Twitter
Buttcoin
@ButtCoin
how do you know someone is a bitcoin enthusiast?
don’t worry. they’ll tell you.
5:52 PM · Jun 22, 2019·Tweetbot for iΟS
 
Twitter
KP Kelly
@KP_Kelly
How do you know someone is invested in Bitcoin?  Don’t worry, they’ll tell you, over and over again.  #BitCoin
4:02 PM · Jun 23, 2019·Hootsuite Inc.
     
Twitter
John Bowen
@jblegion
Replying to @Benaskren
How can you tell if someone is into crypto..? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.. Cypoto is full of pump and dump scams to rob money from people looking to get rich quick. No, I’ve never had so much as a dime in crypto. Watched it hit 19k then get dumped.
2:37 PM · Sep 14, 2019·Twitter Web App
   
Twitter
Jason Patterson
@content_grinder
Wanna know if someone is into crypto?
Don’t worry—they’ll tell you.
4:09 AM · Apr 29, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Bayes
@bayesium
How do you know if someone owns Bitcoin? Don’t worry they’ll tell you.
I own Bitcoin.
5:36 PM · Nov 18, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
xEden⚡
@21M_7B
How do you know if a #Bitcoin owner is at your party? He’ll tell you.
8:36 PM · Nov 25, 2020·Twitter Web App
   
Twitter
Carson
@WC_LFC_Torres
How do you know if someone invests in Crypto? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you
8:37 PM · Dec 3, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Greg Jensen
@JensenGregory
Replying to @MorningBrew
How can you tell when someone owns bitcoin/does crossfit/is a vegan?
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
10:24 AM · Feb 17, 2021·Twitter Web App
   
Twitter
Joe Dirt
@joe_dirts
How can you tell if someone has bitcoin?
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
5:00 PM · Mar 21, 2021·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Tenacious Warden
@TenaciousWarden
Are Bitcoin buyers the new crossfitters and vegans?
How can you tell if someone buys Bitcoin? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you. Lol.
3:58 AM · Apr 20, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
         
Twitter
TheGothamCheese
@CheeseGotham
Replying to @anon_opin
How do you know if someone has invested in Bitcoin?......
........They tell you
2:03 PM · Jun 9, 2021·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Devansh Jhaveri
@devanshjhaveri
How do you know if someone invests in Crypto?
Don’t worry they’ll tell you.
#Crypto #cryptocurrency
9:41 AM · Jun 12, 2021·Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—CryptoCurrency
Posted by u/MoodSoggy September 2, 2021
A few crypto jokes:).
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Joke3:
- How do you know when someone uses Bitcoin? They will tell you.
 
Twitter
FastBitcoins.com
@fastbitcoins
How can you tell if someone is into #Bitcoin?
Don’t worry… they’ll tell you!
10:04 AM · Oct 7, 2021·Twitter Web App
   
Twitter
Hal
@the_real_hal
How can you tell if someone has #bitcoin?
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
4:01 PM · Oct 9, 2021·Twitter Web App
     
Twitter
Frances Cook
@FrancesCook
How do you know if someone invests in crypto?
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you
5:30 PM · Nov 4, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Phil ∞/21M
@ItterationN
Replying to @Wealth_Theory
How can you tell if someone is a #Bitcoin er?  You don’t need to, they will tell you.
5:49 AM · Nov 5, 2021·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Rik
@galaxyhero
How do you know if someone is into bitcoin and cryptocurrency?
Don’t worry. They’ll tell you.
It’s the new vegan.
3:40 AM · Nov 27, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/blechniven November 29, 2021
How can you tell who owns bitcoin at a party?
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
COMMENTS
ask_if_im_a_penguin_
As someone who owns bitcoin, I can assure you that we will never be at a party.