A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from September 19, 2018
“How do you make a motherboard?"/"Tell her a long and pointless story.”

A “motherboard” shou;dn’t be confused with a “mother bored,” but there are jokes. “#How do you make a motherboard? Play on your phone when you’re at her house"was posted on Twitter by David Hirst on March 16, 2016. “I was speaking to a computer technician. ‘How do you make a motherboard?’ I asked him. He said, ‘Tell her about my job’” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on January 9, 2017.

“I asked my computer tech buddy, ‘How do you make a motherboard?’ He said, “I usually tell her a long and pointless story’” was posted on Reddit—Dad Jokes on September 19, 2018.


Wikipedia: Motherboard
A motherboard (sometimes alternatively known as the main circuit board, system board, baseboard, planar board or logic board, or colloquially, a mobo) is the main printed circuit board (PCB) found in general purpose microcomputers and other expandable systems. It holds and allows communication between many of the crucial electronic components of a system, such as the central processing unit (CPU) and memory, and provides connectors for other peripherals.

Twitter
David Hirst
@PaintwaterCloud
#How do you make a motherboard?
Play on your phone when you’re at her house.
2:36 AM - 16 Mar 2016

Reddit—Jokes
How do you make a Motherboard?
submitted July 18, 2016 by [deleted]
[deleted]

Reddit—Jokes
I was speaking to a computer technician.
submitted January 9, 2017 by TommehBoi
“How do you make a motherboard?” I asked him.
He said, “Tell her about my job.”

Twitter
Living Sarcasm
@SarcasmLiving
I was speaking to a computer technician.
“How do you make a motherboard?” I asked him.
He said, “Tell her about my job.”
7:43 AM - 9 Jan 2017

Reddit—Dad Jokes
I asked my computer tech buddy, “How do you make a motherboard?” (self.dadjokes)
submitted September 19, 2018 by porichoygupto
He said , “I usually tell her a long and pointless story.”

Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
I asked my computer tech buddy, “How do you make a motherboard?”
He said , “I usually tell her a long and pointless story.”
8:16 AM - 19 Sep 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
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