A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from May 03, 2020
“How do you make a tuna melt?” (joke)

A “tuna melt” is when the cheese on the tuna is melted. It is not when the tuna “melts” (falls in love), but there are jokes.
     
“The best way to make a tuna melt is with chocolates, flowers and sweet nothings in its ear” was posted on Twitter by Moose Allain Ꙭ on APril 13, 2012. “How do you make a tuna melt? Give him a hand-made scrapbook full of photos, notes and tiny mementoes of your life together” was posted on Twitter by James Kelleher on May 3, 2012. “Q: How do you make a tuna melt? A: buy it flowers” was posted on Twitter by Andrew J. Plant on July 14, 2012.
       
 
Twitter
Moose Allain Ꙭ
@MooseAllain
The best way to make a tuna melt is with chocolates, flowers and sweet nothings in its ear.
6:43 AM · Apr 13, 2012·twicca
             
Twitter
James Kelleher
@etienneshrdlu
How do you make a tuna melt?
Give him a hand-made scrapbook full of photos, notes and tiny mementoes of your life together.
3:17 AM · May 3, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Andrew J. Plant
@AndrewJPlant
Q: How do you make a tuna melt? A: buy it flowers.
5:44 PM · Jul 14, 2012·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
Moose Allain Ꙭ
@MooseAllain
Q: How do you make a tuna melt? A: Chocs & flowers & sweet nothings in its ear
3:14 PM · Jul 3, 2013·TweetDeck
 
Twitter
Jon Horse Open Sleigh
@whiteleyjon
How do you make a tuna melt? Tell it you’ve wanted it… for so long.
2:45 PM · Nov 21, 2013·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Moose Allain Ꙭ
@MooseAllain
Q: How do you make a tuna melt?
A: With flowers, chocolates and a kiss on the cheek.
9:41 AM · Aug 10, 2014·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Moose Allain Ꙭ
@MooseAllain
How do you make a tuna melt?
Flowers and chocolates and gentle kisses on the back of its neck.
2:03 AM · Jun 17, 2017·Twitter for iPad
 
Twitter
Doug Organ
@doug_organ
How do you make a tuna melt? Tell her she’s beautiful.
6:11 PM · Jul 31, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Justin Keeter
@JustinKeeter
*wife and I discussing dinner options
Me:  we could make tuna melt
Wife: how Do you make tuna melt?
Me: Tell it how Gorgeous it is!
*wifes eyes roll out of head
1:12 PM · Jan 24, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
             
Twitter
Xes Lana
@XesLana1
Replying to @SkipTheDishes
How do you make a tuna melt?
Give it flowers and chocolate!
10:58 PM · Jun 17, 2018·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Ross Paraskevopoulos
@Ross_Gob_Gamine
How do you make a tuna melt?
Say they’ve got pretty eyes.
How do you make a tuna melt?
Spread mayo on slice of bread, put tuna inside with thin slices of cheese (preferably slices cut from a block of cheese) spread butter on other sides of bread and put sandwich on the pan.
7:05 PM · Jul 23, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Gaby Soutar
@gsoutar
How do you make a tuna melt? Show it a picture of a cute baby bluefin.
8:34 AM · Sep 18, 2019·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
i have seen freedom and it is soup
@ScottGWrites
Replying to @thehill
How do you make a tuna melt?
Tell it it’s beautiful.
I’m here all week.
8:45 PM · Apr 22, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
Twitter
Special Ed
@specialEdpsychy
Replying to @StephenAtHome
How do you make a tuna melt tell ‘em their sexy?
9:50 PM · Apr 22, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/DidntWantSleepAnyway September 7, 2020
How do you make a tuna melt?
Caress its face, look into its eyes, and whisper sweet nothings.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Sunday, May 03, 2020 • Permalink


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