A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from September 29, 2017
“How do you tickle a rich girl?"/"Say ‘Gucci Gucci Gucci!‘“

A riddle about Gucci luxury products has been printed on several images:

Q: How do you tickle a rich girl?
A: Say “Gucci Gucci Gucci!”


The joke was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on August 13, 1993.

Similar “rich girl” riddles include:

“How does a rich girl sneeze?"/"Jimmy Choo!”
“How does a rich girl fart?"/"Praadaa praadaaa.”
“How does a rich girl curse?"/"Oh teri Fendi.”


Wikipedia: Gucci
Gucci (/ɡuːtʃi/; Italian pronunciation: [ˈɡuttʃi]) is an Italian luxury brand of fashion and leather goods, part of the Gucci Group, which is owned by the French holding company Kering. Gucci was founded by Guccio Gucci in Florence in 1921. Gucci generated about €4.2 billion in revenue worldwide in 2008 according to BusinessWeek and climbed to 41st position in the magazine’s annual 2009 “Top Global 100 Brands” chart created by Interbrand; it retained that rank in Interbrand’s 2014 index. Gucci is also the biggest-selling Italian brand.

Gucci operates about 278 directly operated stores worldwide as of September 2009, and it wholesales its products through franchisees and upscale department stores.

Google Groups: rec.humor
List of “Hot Cross Puns”, and more
Harold Reynolds
8/13/93
(...)
How do you tickle a rich girl?  Say “Gucci Gucci Gucci!”

Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
Puns of the Weak 04-05-04
Stan Kegel
4/5/04
(...)
How do you tickle a rich girl?
Say, “Gucci Gucci Gucci!” (John Price)

Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
Q: How do you tickle a rich girl?
mba...@sbcglobal.net
2/21/05
A: Say, “Gucci Gucci Gucci!”

5 March 2008, The Herald (Glasgow, Scotland), “The Diary” by Ken Smith, pg. 15:
“How do you tickle a rich girl?” asked the excited phone-caller to the Diary, who then answered: “Gucci, Gucci, Gucci!” before hanging

Twitter
anneoftheisle‏
@anneoftheisle
How do you tickle a rich girl?
Say, “Gucci Gucci Gucci!”
8:24 AM - 10 Jun 2009

Twitter
Tanya El Kashef‏
@TanKashef
How do u tickle a rich girl?
Gucci.. gucci.. guuucci! smile
4:09 AM - 21 Jun 2009

Facebook
WE arE PURE PUNjAbI..... PANCHO*..
July 31, 2010 ·
How do u tickle a rich girl?Gucci Gucci Gucci...How u curse rich girl?Oh teri FENDI...How does rich girl sneeze?Jimmy Choo! Jimmy Choo.!! =D :p ..How does a rich girl fart. Praadaa praadaaa :D

Google Groups: City-wale
dekh lo
Rahul Thathoo
5/2/13
how do u tickle a rich girl? Gucci Gucci Gucci…
How do u curse rich girl.? Oh teri FENDI…
How does a rich girl sneeze.? Jimmy Choo.! Jimmy Choo.!
How does a rich girl fart.??? Ppprraada...... Pprraadddaa…

Google Books
The Big Book of Girl Stuff
By Bart King
Layton, UT: Gibbs Smith
2014
Pg. ?:
Question: What do you say when you tickle a rich girl?
Answer: Gucci, Gucci, Gucci!

Reddit—Jokes
How do you tickle a rich girl?
submitted September 29, 2017 by shomali11
Say “Gucci Gucci Gucci!”

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Friday, September 29, 2017 • Permalink