A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from December 14, 2019
“How does a cowboy start his day?”/“He reboots.”

A cowboy riddle was posted on Reddit—DadJokes on December 7, 2019, then on Reddit—3amjokes on December 14, 2019:
 
Q: How does a cowboy start his day?
A: He reboots.

 
The joke essentially relates the “reboot” of cowboy boots to the “reboot” of a computer system.
 
 
Twitter
Z. Peterson
@MrZachPeterson
Everytime a cowboy gets dressed in the morning he reboots.
4:34 PM · Nov 2, 2014·Echofon
   
Twitter
The Wolf of Walgreens
@oscar_morris
What does a cowboy do when his horse freezes?
He reboots! 😂
9:47 AM · Jan 14, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Meridian
@Meridian_
What does a cowboy do when his footwear falls off?
He reboots
9:10 AM · Dec 10, 2018·Twitter for Android
       
Reddit—DadJokes
Posted by u/boogerknows December 7, 2019
How does a cowboy start his day?
He reboots
 
Twitter
Kevin Carter
@wapimaskwa69
How does a cowboy start his day?
He reboots.
5:39 PM · Dec 6, 2019·Twitter Web App (THis was probably posted after the above.—ed.)
   
Twitter
Ben 🏳️‍🌈🐺
@BenjiTheFurry
How does a cowboy start his day?
He reboots!
7:19 AM · Dec 7, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/boogerknows December 14, 2019
How does a cowboy start his day?
He reboots

Posted by Barry Popik
Texas (Lone Star State Dictionary) • Saturday, December 14, 2019 • Permalink


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