A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from September 27, 2018
“How does a lawyer stop the bleeding?"/"Attorney-kit.”

"A tourniquet“ sounds a bit like “attorney kit.” “This incompetent lawyer’s case is bleeding out! get attorney kit” was posted on Twitter by “π•₯π•™π•šπ•€ π”Όπ•˜π•˜ π•₯π• π•Ÿπ•šπ•₯𝕖” on August 27, 2012.

A riddle was posted on Reddit—Dad Jokes on September 27, 2018:

Q: How does a lawyer stop the bleeding?
A: Attorney-kit.



Twitter
π•₯π•™π•šπ•€ π”Όπ•˜π•˜ π•₯π• π•Ÿπ•šπ•₯𝕖 ☭
@doTheNugs420pls
this incompetent lawyer’s case is bleeding out! get attorney kit
8:40 PM - 27 Aug 2012

Twitter
Curtis Wenis
@CurtisWenis
Michael Cohen is such a bad lawyer he needs attorney kit to stop the bleeding!!!!!11!11!1
7:00 AM - 10 Apr 2018

Reddit—Dad Jokes
How does a lawyer stop the bleeding? (self.dadjokes)
submitted September 27, 2018 by mrdoolit
Attorney-kit.

Twitter
keepingitcreel
@Keepingitcreel
How does a lawyer stop the bleeding? Attorney-kit.
3:34 PM - 27 Sep 2018

Twitter
Louisiana ⚜️ Boy
@FlyAir4
How does a lawyer stop the bleeding?
Attorney-kit
5:24 PM - 27 Sep 2018 from Lafayette, LA

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityGovernment/Law/Politics/Military • Thursday, September 27, 2018 • Permalink