“Sasquatch” has nothing to do with a “watch” or a “Swatch,” but there are jokes.
“How does Bigfoot tell the time? With his Sasquatch!” was posted on Twitter by Very Own Studio on October 14, 2010. “How does Bigfoot know what time it is? His Sasquatch” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on December 6, 2017. “How does Bigfoot know what time it is? He looks at his sasquatch” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on October 5, 2018. “How does Bigfoot know what time it is? By looking at his Sasquatch” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on August 12, 2022.
Wikipedia: Bigfoot
Bigfoot, also commonly referred to as Sasquatch, is a purported ape-like creature said to inhabit the forests of North America. Many dubious articles have been offered in attempts to prove the existence of Bigfoot, including anecdotal claims of visual observations as well as alleged video and audio recordings, photographs, and casts of large footprints. Some are known or admitted hoaxes. Tales of wild, hairy humanoids exist throughout the world, and such creatures appear in the folklore of North America, including the mythologies of indigenous people. Bigfoot is an icon within the fringe subculture of cryptozoology, and an enduring element of popular culture.
Twitter
Very Own Studio
@VeryOwnStudio
How does Bigfoot tell the time? With his Sasquatch! #BadJokeThursday
11:11 AM · Oct 14, 2010·Hootsuite
Twitter
Liam Harry O’Brien
@i_am_liamo
How does Bigfoot tell the time?... With his Sasquatch!!!
5:48 AM · Feb 16, 2011·Twitter for BlackBerry®
Twitter
Giuseppe di Bitcoin
@alexteplitzky
Good morning! How does Bigfoot find out what time it is? He checks his Sasquatch! #wolfemornings
7:13 AM · Jan 6, 2015·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Big Galoot
@Big_Galoot123
How does Bigfoot tell the time? He looks at his Sasquatch….
6:03 PM · Jul 17, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/SheprdCommndr December 6, 2017
How does Bigfoot know what time it is?
His Sasquatch
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/cashmad October 5, 2018
How does Bigfoot know what time it is?
He looks at his sasquatch.
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/chi_skwared2 August 12, 2022
How does Bigfoot know what time it is?
By looking at his Sasquatch.
Twitter
SoupsSandwiches&More
@soupssandwiches
Joke of the Day:
How does Bigfoot know what time it is?
By looking at his Sasquatch.
10:03 AM · Aug 12, 2022·Twitter Web App
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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