A time pun was posted on Reddit—Jokes on June 11, 2016:
“How long have you been chopping wood for?”
“I’m not sure, I’ll check the logs.”
The joke was posted on Reddit—Dad Jokes on July 3, 2018.
Reddit—Jokes
“How long have you been chopping wood for?”
submitted June 11, 2016 by magicaxis
“I’m not sure, I’ll check the logs”
COMMENTS
ArbitraryAlex
Wood you look at that? Wow.. I’m a sap for jokes like these.
Twitter
me
@not_actuallyme
“How long have you been chopping wood for?” via /r/Jokes http://ift.tt/1UmbJpy
11:26 PM - 10 Jun 2016 (Posted after the above.—ed.)
Reddit—Dad Jokes
“How long have you been chopping wood for?” (self.dadjokes)
submitted July 2, 2018 by porichoygupto
“Not sure. Let me check the logs.”
COMMENTS
theomniscientcoffee
Looks like it’s been about tree hours!
LaffGaff
CHOPPING WOOD
July 4, 2018
“How long have you been chopping wood for?”
“I’m not sure. Let me check the logs.”
Twitter
insane puns
@insane__puns
how long have you been chopping wood for?
“i dont know let me check the logs”
9:00 PM - 4 Jul 2018
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