“Tenants” is a word that sets up the obvious joke:
Q: How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
A: Ten ants (tenants).
“How many ants make a landlord? 10 ants (tenants)” was cited in print in 1860.
Google Books
Wit and Wisdom:
Jokes, Conundrums, Sentiments, and Aphorisms
By Wit
London: Ward and Lock
1860
Pg. 31:
How many ants make a landlord? 10 ants (tenants).
29 September 1923, Chicago (IL) Defender, “Humor,” pg. 14, col. 4:
How many ants make a landlord?
Ans.: Ten-ants.
24 July 1972, Springfield (MA) Union, “Fun Time—The Riddle Box,” pg. 27, col. 1:
How many ants will make a landlord happy?
Tenants.
19 June 1981, The Times-Picayune (New Orleans, LA), magazine, pg. 18, col. 3:
Q. How many ants will make a landlord happy?
A. Ten-ants.
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Google Books
The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes
By Geoff Tibballs
London: Constable & Robinson Ltd
2011
Pg. 12:
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten ants.
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