The drowning lawyer (or lawyers) joke has been one of the most popular of lawyer jokes. THe following joke has been cited in print since at least 1994:
Q: What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
A: His partners!
Another drowning lawyer joke is, “How do you save a drowning lawyer? Take your foot off his head.”
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Dan Sobel
12/27/94
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Q: What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
A: His partners!
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2/17/96
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Q. What do you throw a drowning lawyer?
A. His partners.
Google Books
A Collection of Jokes and Funny Stories
By Marvin Lebman
Victoria, BC: Trafford Publishing
2004
Pg. 280:
What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? His partners.
Google Books
The World’s Funniest Lawyer Jokes:
A Caseload of Jurisprudential Jest
By Steven D. Price
New York, NY: SKyhorse Publishing
2011
Pg. ?:
Q: What do you throwtoa drowning lawyer?
A: His partners.
Google Books
The Good Wife and Philosophy:
Temptations of Saint Alicia
Edited by Kimberly Baltzer-Jaray and Robert Arp
Chicago, IL: Open Court Publishing Company
2013
Pg. ?:
Q: What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
A: His partners.
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Reid Bryce Robbins
@reidbryce
Q: What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
A: His partners.
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New York City • Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health • Thursday, December 19, 2013 • Permalink